Good Lines from Terrible Films
“You do amuse me and provoke me.”
“Patience is a virtue of the strong.”
"Assumption is the mother of all fuckups."
"Swoon, I'll catch you."
"You an me are going on a car ride to Hell. You're riding shotgun."
"I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off."
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
"Do you think God lives in Heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what He created?"
"It's man's sad fate to lose interest in what he has already obtained."
"Tell me about the loneliness of good... Is it equal to the loneliness of evil?"
"Wouldn't it be great if wars could be fought just by the assholes who started them?"
"Why can't we ever just have some salad?"
"It's been a long time since I smelled beautiful."
"You see, after all is said and done, the only thing you can be really sure of, the only thing you can really count on in this world, is that you just never fucking know."
"Why is he still alive?... He shouldn’t be alive. It vexes me. I’m terribly vexed."
"You know, they say it's all downhill after the first kiss."
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MST3K: Santa Clause vs the Martians Starters
“We’re going out the old fashioned way.”
“Get the spiders off of me!”
“Everything I know I learned in kindergarten.”
“You’re the biggest toy I’ve ever seen.”
“We don’t want to hurt you Santa Claus, so you’re going to come along quietly.”
“That spaceship must be way bigger on the inside.”
“Oh me oh my oh me.”
“Ha ha. Kill him.”
“What is a doll?”
“Desperate problems require desperate deeds.”
“Those children mustn’t reach Santa Claus!”
“Winky is in charge of our space department.”
“Tonight I’m a space pirate!”
“They never learn to have fun!”
“I want to see Santa Clause some more.”
“Nobody was prepared for the robot holocaust.”
“Mars used to be the planet of war!”
“Merry Christmas now get me the Scotch.”
“What is Christmas?”
“Information is fed into their minds in a constant stream.”
“We’re over a city of some kind.”
“We leave for Earth tonight!”
“I see Santa Claus!”
“There are hundreds of Santa Clauses!”
“Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.”
“What is tender loving care?”
“It’s the middle of Septober.”
“Santa Claus is in all of us!”
“I have seen this coming for centuries.”
“The chief’s gonna be awful mad if he finds out about this.”
“I didn’t know the military had a study hall.”
“The children must be allowed to be children.”
“Gentlemen, we all can’t be the Honey Nut Cheerios honey bee.”
“You wrote a Christmas song?”
“There’s only one real Santa Claus and he’s at the north pole.”
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More Halloween Starters
“Are you normally this pale or do you return to your coffin at sunrise?”
“I can’t figure out who you’re dressed as but you look amazing.”
“I’m taking my little niece/nephew/cousin trick-or-treating.”
“This IS my costume.”
“BOO! Did I scare you?”
“You forgot your broomstick.”
“Ah Halloween! The one time of year I feel normal.”
“Sorry! I didn’t mean to bump into you. I can’t see anything through this fog.”
“Do you normally go to haunted houses?”
“The house at the end of the street gives out full size candy bars. Wanna hit them up?”
“Great party, huh?”
“Is that zombie Elvis?”
“I’m a home haunter. It’s what you call people who REALLY do the whole decorate thing for Halloween.”
“Are there any scary movies playing nearby?”
“Dressing up is stupid.”
“Must be hard to kiss with those fake teeth…”
“Your house looks amazing!”
“This is my casual cape. My fancy one is at the cleaners.”
“I was thinking about doing a monster movie marathon, wanna join me?”
“The veil between the living and the dead is thin tonight.”
“I was just going to stay home and hand out candy to the kids.”
“Something lingers in the dark…”
“That werewolf looks a little TOO real.”
“No one went to this creepy old house that stood on the corner at the end of the street. Years ago it burned down, but they say on Halloween it reappears and makes children vanish in the night…”
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Times of Terror
"What was that?"
"I think the door is locked!"
"You're not getting out of here."
"What is THAT?"
"Shhhh! They'll hear you."
"Please don't hurt me..."
"You're not begging loud enough."
"What is that smell?"
"No, please no..."
"Is that blood?"
"Hold still or you'll bleed even more."
"Come here. This won't hurt a bit."
"RUN!"
"What are you doing?!"
"I don't think I can last."
"Do you see them?"
"Can you get to that car?"
"Here kitty, kitty, kitty..."
"I bet you're delicious."
"Don't touch me!"
"Midnight, right? We have to last 'till midnight."
"This is a disaster."
"You clever thing..."
"I can't do this..."
"We shouldn't be here."
"I can't sleep."
"The thing you should fear here is ME."
"My phone isn't working."
"Hello poppet."
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Haunted History
- “You might not want to ask questions.”
- “Sometimes the dead walk.”
- “Did you hear that?”
- “I think someone’s out there.”
- “You really don’t want to know what happend here.”
- “There was a woman out there. Did you see her?”
- “I don’t suppose the neighbors have horses, do they?”
- “Sometimes the dead don’t stay down.”
- “Cemetery gates are locked at sundown.”
- “The school’s abandoned for a reason.”
- “Stay away from the mansion on the hill.”
- “Was that person acting odd to you?”
- “Do you hear something?”
- “Why do the the crows seem to be watching us?”
- “There are spirits here.”
- “More than just rats, cats, skunks and ‘coons come out at night.”
- “There are disturbing things in this house.”
- “Do you feel that?”
- “You will believe.”
- “They say a woman hanged herself from the balcony.”
- “Is there a child living here?”
- “Do you hear music?”
- “What… is… that?”
- “There are things you don’t want to tangle with.”
- “Stay away from dark places.”
- “Fear is good. Listen to it.”
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Starters on Boredom
- “What do you want to do tonight?”
- “I’m tired of being bored because being bored is BORING.”
- “Want to go somewhere tonight?”
- “Did you do anything today?”
- “I don’t feel like doing anything...”
- “I’m so BORED.”
- “I desire something more.”
- “Let’s go do something!”
- “I hate boredom.”
- “Let’s do nothing.”
- “Wanna do something random?”
- “I would rather die in your arms than from boredom.”
- “You make things interesting.”
- “I hate being an adult. Adulthood is boring.”
- “I WISH I was bored.”
- “Everyone needs a little boredom in their life.”
- “I need stimulus.”
- “Boredom can be lethal.”
- “I like boredom. Boredom means nothing is happening, which means I can recharge before the next thing happens.”
- “I’m bored with all this...”
- “Boredom is the cure for overwhelming excitement.”
- “I’m never bored.”
- “Boredom is fear of one’s own mind.”
- “This is boring. Can we do something else?”
- “You don’t live a boring life, do you?”
Okay, so the “oops! there’s only one bed but two of us” trope is silly and cute and all but what if you HAVE to share a bed because it’s cold and we need to share body heat otherwise we might freeze adds a little more drama and urgency and yet still leads to snuggles together.
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Royalty Starters
"Watch where you're going, peasant!"
"Royal? Sure, you're a royal pain in the ass!"
"Don't you know who you're talking to?"
"Wow, it's uncanny. You really look exactly like the prince/princess."
"You're my new servant?"
"You know, I could use a new servant."
"How dare you touch me!"
"I don't think the people like me."
"I believe there have been attempts on my life. I'm hiring you to protect me."
"What do you mean you're not my real guardsman?"
"Peasant life must be so dull!"
"I'm sorry, miss priss. I was just trying to save your skin!"
"You want me to wear that? It's ghastly!"
"Have you ever even left the castle?"
"It's lonely being a leader, you know. You're my only real friend."
"Father wants me to marry a snobbish nobleman/noblewoman. I won't go through with it!"
"That was my favorite ball gown!"
"What do you mean you don't own silk clothing?"
"How do you people live like this!?"
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