so we’ve all decided lexi’s real name is alexandra right? because i read the wikipedia and it says it’s alexis, which feels very wrong for her like who tf is alexis howard?? like i’m not sticking to canon on this one i fear she will always be alexandra to me. (also i love the concept of her and cassie being defender of men and their helper like that is delicious)
ALSO. while we’re on the topic of names, no one can convince me fez’s real name isn’t francesco like that boy had a shitty dime a dozen italian gangster for a father and there’s no way that man wouldn’t have given his son some ostentatious fucking name. AND we never see marie call fez anything but snowflake, and i personally think it’s cute af to assume that fezco comes from baby ash trying to pronounce francesco and failing miserably when he’s like three and like obv fez isn’t gonna complain about doing away with the reminder of his shitty dad.
that’s all for today thanks for listening mwah 🫶🏻
