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tis pity he's a bore

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thomas, 30. known dumbass i once folded 1000 paper cranes to get a wish. it came true. currently ABD. tagged/me = thomas irl, bt-dubs twitter: doubtingthomasR | ao3: pageofpages | tik tok: definitely_notthomas
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on the one hand, it is always surreal having people correct me whenever i refer to myself as a skinny little chicken nugget with noodle arms¹ but on the other the only reason i own so many bro tanks at the moment is b/c post-2020 most of my shirts no longer fit specifically at the back, shoulders, and arms due to the year and a half of home workouts changing the curvature of my body faster than the previous three in the gym 4/5 days a week and 4 years later i still haven't had the wherewithal to go out and buy normal shirts that fit

¹ yes, the use of food imagery here is delicious and conspicuous, but why bother being subtle in casual conversation?

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