cuz everyone loves bob dylan

i just want you to love me like that, yeah...

(8/5/23)

yall hearing this too right

no beach divorce, no paralysis, just an annoyed look in the car ride back home

Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother

rebel who's had her fingers stuck in the mouth of the mech pilot she's captured for hours, because the hound is conditioned to bite down on the cyanide capsule in its tooth but not on a handler. so now it's just mumbling softly around the impromptu gag, while they both wait for someone to come sedate it.

sebastian vettel in 2019 experiencing like 1/10th of what he put mark webber through and immediately gaining the full spectrum of human emotion and empathy like a toddler finally grasping object permanence is the funniest thing abt him. before that my man was so unbothered he straight up didnt realize when he was acting like a dick bc the concept of struggling was so alien to him. but suddenly charles leclerc out-qualifies him a handful of times and he’s waking up in the middle of the night asking people “did you know about homophobia???” “have you heard what’s happening to the bees????”

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

FIRST CLASS

(ref'd from a vintage levi's ad)

do you wanna see my wounds from being nailed to the cross or are we not chill like that yet

this post is doing numbers in the f1 fandom. Who is Charles leclerc

“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.

which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”

actually people should address this in fanfic more because “i know we could half-ass it, but i would never fake mistreat my fake husband, how dare you” is absolutely delightful

New trope: fake dating for spite.

“Look, my only goal here is for our pretend relationship to be demonstrably healthier than Aunt Rita and Uncle Carl’s fifteen year, three child marriage - which means the bar is so low we probably can’t fuck this up”

preserving @river-gale’s tags for posterity because yes. yes. this is it. you get it.

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

[image id: tags by tumblr user river-gale reading the following: #i think this is honestly the backbone of the appeal of the fake dating trope (i am a fake dating enjoyer) #the reason why the characters put so much unnecessary effort into the fake relationship tells you so much about them

#does the idea of being someone who doesn’t really care about their lover disturb them? do they secretly care a lot about their fake partner #are they a person who needs to do everything well and with care even when it’s stupid? do they just commit REALLY hard to the bit? etc etc

#ADDITIONALLY another main appeal of faking dating is the characters going ‘wow this is really easy and working really well for us’ #‘our fake relationship looks (and functionally is???) better than uncle carl’s 15y marriage’ #‘which probably means nothing. i will not think about this in depth for another three chapters.’

#you get it. you understand. i am sorry for the in-the-tags fake dating manifesto.

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9-1-1 4.06 "Jinx" / 8.04 "No Place Like Home"

“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all