Look around, look around

Fascinated by this combination.

the ability that marvel actors have to ignore any valid criticism of their soulless franchise and completely twist it into something that nobody ever said is so funny. the devil works hard but the mouse in the iron man mask works harder.

people: marvel has monopoly over an industry that has always had issues with wealth and nepotism and privilege and has made it virtually impossible for any new creators with unique ideas to get their film made because nobody wants to go up against giant blockbusters that tell repetitive stories over and over again and require audiences to consume every piece of media put out by the monolith to understand any cohesive narrative and it is slowly draining cinema of its remaining life while wannabe creators and industry veterans alike just have to sit back and watch

mcu actors with the millions of dollars: oh so you think set designers should kill themselves. you’re a disgrace. we’re making ART.

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Don’t do this to me

my brother in christ you made the post

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

having been on tumblr for 10 solid years without ever leaving and now watching all these people come crawling back in after scorning it all this time makes me feel like a haughty king on a throne but also the court jester but also the castle itself but also the alligators in the moat because alligators are really cool

the jesters have taken over the abandoned throne

bonks you with a hammer

Can we see the alligators tho? I love those guys

yeah they’re married actually

eurovision song contest, torino, 2022 - prima semifinale

HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m’. Stop

totally serious eurovision 2022 predictions

please add your own predictions

Me checking the Eurovision tag on Tumblr when all the boring songs come on

happy eurovision week to those who celebrate

Just in case you are forgetting the lyrics of the song!

Innocence …

i think people who collect funko pops are insane and demented but i also think it’s funny how common the experience is for people my age to have gotten like a single very specific one as a gift and don’t want to get rid of it and now it just lives in their house. … and you have to explain no I do not support the funko pop craze but this is my [whatever] from [whoever]. I brought this up on twitter once and the pairings of specific singular funko pop to who owned it were like actually hilarious

when Stephen King was learning to write he learned that the protagonist was the main character and he was like got it Maine character