INFJ: Hey guys, did you read the article I sent? Things would be so much better if we changed our ways like that.
ISFJ: Yeah but you can’t tell people that what they have been doing their whole life is wrong.
INTJ (eye twitching, glitch incoming): What? I don’t understand, ISFJ.
ISFJ: Because it is hurtful.
INTJ: But they are wrong.
ISFJ: They probably won’t listen anyway.
INTJ: But-
INFJ: I always feel like this when I observe humanity. *Sends meme*.
~ Based on our INTJ, INFJ, ISTJ and ISFJ squad ~
ISFJ - Complains about his lack of romantic life 24/7. - Only likes doing / watching / reading stuff that makes him feel good. - Always cheerful, never happy. - Absolute bookworm. - Seems shy and friendly. - Judgmental. - Awesome fashion style. - Hair is always on point. - Can’t watch a show or read a book if he dislikes the main characters. - Also emo trash™.
Common phrases include: - “But that’s not practical”. - “Don’t think about it so much”. - “Learn from me”. - “We are cleaning up right now”. -“That’s adorable”
INFJ - Witty and sharp humor 24/7. - Emo trash™. - All the yes to fictional worlds. - Awesome writer. - Her characters are more likable and complex than most real people. - Better psychologist than 80% of professionals. - Loves video games. - Needs to be in the mood in order to do something smoothly. - Understands anyone better than they understand themselves. - Master puzzle solver. - Whenever she does something moral but stupid, she compares herself to James Kirk to feel validated
Common phrases include: - “I was joking" - “That is hilarious, dude”. - “*Explanation about how she started saying something in an ironic way, and how she is now doing it unironically*”. - “Everything is meaningless. I wish I was dead”. - “Fuck you, too”.
ISTJ - Very busy person. - Everything is scheduled (revenge included). - Prefers to read non-fiction. - Nerdy af. - Learns physics in their free time. -Quotes Spock in random situations. - Very practical and driven.
Common phrases include: “I already did it”. “*Smiling in a very sweet and frightening way* Well, they shouldn’t have done that”. “World domination is the best solution” “You have to see this”.
INTJ - If it doesn’t teach you anything then what’s the point? - Either so driven that they ignore physical needs, or so demotivated that they can only exist in the dark™. - Once investigated intensively to find out if it was really true that Heavy Metal had a bad influence on mental health. - Dark humour, which increases exponentially with INFJ’s presence. - Likes bullying ISFJ, gets bullied by ISTJ. - Existential crisis at least twice a week. - Seems serious and intimidating on the outside, the social anxiety is real on the inside. - 🎵Animals are better than people🎵
Moto: If I can understand it, I can fix it.
Shared characteristics - Avoid crowds and noisy people. - Avoid people in general. - 99% of our meet ups are in either one of our homes. - Allergic to stupidity. - Perfectionism™. - Different manifestations of condescendence
Interactions: ISTJ: - Shows them a meme trash™ video
INFJ: - Has already seen the same meme trash™ video 10 times.
ISFJ: - Can be mildy amused about the meme trash™ video. Will complain anyways to put his own video of liking.
INTJ: - Doesn’t get and/or hates the meme trash™ video. Pretends to enjoy it.
(Bonus: INFJ notices)
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