INTJ and INFJ

ESTJ, ISTJ and ESTP  are having a lunch break. 

ESTP: Do you guys know at what time they close the library today? I think they’re opening it 24/7 soon. 

ISTJ: Not yet, I was here today before they opened. 

ESTJ is not happyTM. 

ESTJ (pointing at ISTJ): Why is ISTJ such a silent hard-worker?

ESTP continues eating noodles, amused watching the other two. 

ISTJ: I like work. 

ESTJ: Yeah, but it’s Sunday. 

ISTJ: You guys are here, too. 

ESTP (suddenly quite content with herself): Fair enough.

ESTJ: Yes, but he was here before. You can’t be more efficient than the library!

ISTJ (super chill, shit-eating grin): Watch me. 

ESTJ (to ESTP): We’re meeting here at 7am tomorrow. 

ESTP: HAHA, no freaking way. I need my sleep, you guys keep your absurd competitions aside from me. 

INFJ: Okay, so INTJ is a lot better than me with mbti functions, I am just gonna speculate like a lot (sorry in advance if this sucks hahaha). This sounds like a mostly chill family. They might have some conflicts with mom ESTJ if she looks for perfect planning. On the other hand, it can work perfectly fine if they all compromise. For example, mom plans a trip (therefore everyone knows things are gonna work out in advance) and the rest of the family makes sure to adapt mom’s plan if things don’t go completely as expected. The perfect mix of planned but casual. INTP son and INTP father probably make the best jokes (maybe sometimes a little inappropriate, but also still funny). INFP daughter thinks they are hilarious (most of the time), and she is probably the one that puts the line of what is going too far. ESTJ mom likes family events when they do stuff all together. INFP daughter really enjoys it too (specially if she doesn’t have to give up internet).~~

INTJ: I’m not sure what you’re asking for so I’ll just do a conversation, lol. I’ll use INFJs idea of a family trip. 

ESTJ mom: Are you guys ready yet?~

INTP dad: *Is still on the computer with 79 open tabs*.

INFP sister: *Is still deciding which (very needed) books she’s taking with her*.

INTP younger brother: *Is playing video games*.INTP: Huh? Ready?

ESTJ: F a m i l y  w e e k e n d! Come on! We have to arrive at the station before 10:45, then… *continues an exposition of the whole schedule*.

INTPs and INFP: *General sigh*.