Anonymous asked:
Me, an INTJ: *does something stupid* My best friend, an INFJ: Such a Mastermind.
This is so representative of us, but both ways
intx and their future
INTJ: Hey, I saw this event on post-career options. Here’s the link in case you’re interested.
INTP: Oh, right. I was actually thinking that I should start attending to these event sort of things.
INTJ: Yeah, you mentioned it.
INTP: Did I?
INTJ: Yup, a couple of months ago. That’s why I thought I’d share.
INTP (to self): Well I still got finals by then. The question is, should I take care of the immediate future or the important future? INTP (to INTJ): Anyway, are you going?
INTJ: Yes. I already booked it.
INTP: You’re on fire when it comes to your future, huh? Already thinking about it? Like in a serious way?
INTJ (sigh): Since I was freaking 15. Bloody stressful.
intj & infj - episode 51: inxj and sad stories
INFJ and empathy with stories:
Put a sad face on anything.
INFJ: Oh, no! D:
INTJ and empathy with stories:
Something sad happened in a story.
INTJ: Oh, that’s sadness.
Something tragic happened in a very well constructed story.
INTJ: Oh, SADNESS.
intj & infj - episode 50
After INTJ figured out something INFJ didn’t want to say:
INFJ: Why do you have to be so perceptive lately? It is so freaking annoying.
INTJ: I just got bored of pretending that I’m not.
INFJ: Strike that. YOU are so freaking annoying.
I need help. I'm planning a novel so I'm doing some research (I'm INTP so it's a Ti thing) because I want to develop the personalities of two of my main characters. So, I want a slow burning love between both as a subplot or something but I don't know if my idea of INTJ and INFJ will work, and if it does, how could it does.
You are so lucky. INTJs and INFJs tend to be absolute dumbasses when love is involved. Slow burning love between them is so cursed to happen it is almost a cliché. Cause you see, the immediate conclusion for your stereotypical INTJ that has developed ✨feelings✨ towards someone is denail. Not out of fear but out of annoyance, and the result is the absolute avoidance of those feelings for as long as they can. Then you have the INFJ that could potentially learn to read the feelings of a tree more accurately than those directed to them or coming from someone they like. INFJs in love can come to such a level of uselessness that you could have the other person outright telling them “I like you” and their reaction would probably be “...’But?’ You mean as a friend, right?”.
INTJ & INFJ — Episode 49
INFJ: Fun fact, I call you narcissistic by text so often that I no longer have to think how it’s spelled.
INTJ: You’re welcome.
Sleep deprived INFJ wakes up from a horrible nightmare and texts ESFJ.
INFJ: Scoprions everywhere.
Sleep deprived ESFJ reads the message when she wakes up.
ESFJ: Yeah, right? There are a lot of scorpions in the world.
ISFJ: ...Are you guys drunk?
ESFJ: Of course not?
INFJ: I don’t even drink. I said I had a nightmare, why is no one taking this seriously.
How not to approach an INTJ 101:
Anonymous asked:
Hi, I’m an INTJ and I need friendship advices. I feel like one of my friends (INFP) is annoyed by me for being me (arguing, workaholic, kinda arrogant...) We work as a team, and I was super invested in co-promoting projects to get hired together, however I tried to motivate her too much and now it’s like she gets annoyed by whatever I say. I understand not everything is fixable and I have a backup plan to use my part of the projects as solo, but I have fun with her, and we’re awesome as a team.
I feel like INFxs can be very persistent in their conclusions when irritated and it can come to a place where everything the person does is annoying even if it is objectively not. I’d recommend a little distance until things cool down a bit, I’m sure it will be fine. — INFJ
Anonymous asked:
Hey there. I was wondering if you know the best way to annoy a INTP.
- Call them ordinary.- Find a way to make every innovative idea seem pointless, flawed or, even better, boring and unoriginal. - Defend points of view from a completely biased perspective with arguments that make zero sense. Refuse to listen. - Be overly cheesy. All the time. - Consistently tell them what to do. - Follow (or pretend to follow) a very restrictive schedule and suggest that they should follow your example. - Flirt with them in the most open and direct way. - Elaborate on how cute they are, including very descriptive phrases. - If they blush uncomfortably, you‘re on the right path. Keep going. - Make them the same present every day, like an apple. Even if they seem happy at first, just carry on consistently. - Tell them to be more polite 24/7. - Be condescending.
I already feel like a monster.
— INTJ
Look who’s there, the other admin of this blog, you lame trash. I’ll be doing a Ti - Te comparison but then I’ll focus on Ti as INFJ’s tertiary function, analysing strong tertiary Ti vs. weak tertiary Ti:
Te vs. Ti
The main and most evidence difference between these two cognitive functions is that extroverted thinking (Te) is focused on the external world, while introverted thinking (Ti) happens mostly inside the individual’s mind.
Te => primarily used outward. Ti=> primarily used inward.
This originates a series of consequences:
- Te: deductive logic: 1. observation (external); 2. theory + conclusions (internal).
- Ti: inductive logic: 1. develops a theory (internal); 2. observes to falsify or confirm it (internal).
- Te prefers to deal with logic with a problem at hand. Applied logic. Best at logically organising.
- Ti enjoys logic for its own sake. Best at (sometimes impractical) problem-solving.
- Te: focuses more on the outcomes and its consequences.
- Ti: focuses more on the ‘hows’ and ‘whys’ behind the enigma, without necessarily reaching for a certain path.
- Te: sees tasks in a logical and sequential order. Seeks effectiveness.
- Ti: ability to find commonalities in apparently unrelated elements. Seeks efficiency and can get frustrated if they believe that something is not working well. => Ti users can sometimes be seen as lazy for seeking the way that requires the less amount of work.
This is probably is utterly unfairThe truth is that it just doesn’t make sense for them to use unnecessary energy.
Tertiary Ti
IxFJ types have Ti as their tertiary function. There are significant variations between those who have a strong Ti and a weaker Ti. The dominant Si (ISFJ) and Ni (INFJ) also plays an important role. Today I will focus on the INFJ type.
Strong tertiary Ti in INFJs
Like all Fe users, INFJs can sometimes be stereotyped as too emotionally driven and rather illogical. Nothing is further from the truth in strong tertiary Ti users under normal conditions. Fe and Ti are assistant functions to Ni in the way the INFJ processes the information and reaches their conclusions. More mature types will find a very beneficial balance between Fe and Ti, both functions supporting each other. An INFJ with a strong Ti will have a deep desire for truth. They will not be satisfied with simple instructions and one of their biggest disappointments will be to hear “you do it because I say so” or “it just works like that”; Ti will want to figure the whole system and when the INFJ achieves it, everything will make sense in their mind, which will produce them a big feeling of satisfaction.
INFJ: How can you be having the mid-life crisis in your twenties?
INTJ: ...That actually sums-up my current situation very accurately.
I like ISFJ.
ISFJ would be pleased.
Anonymous asked:
INTJ being nice to the INFJ is my favourite go-to breakfast
INTJ shows INFJ this message.
INTJ: What on earth am I supposed to answer to this message.
INFJ: Be nicer to me.
INTJ: Ew.
intj & infj - episode 48: so this just happened
INFJ: Hey, you fuck, you owe me some bed sheets.
INTJ: Oh, really?
INFJ: Yeah. Cause I don’t have them. So you owe me some. One got ripped after you were staying here last time.
INTJ: Sure.
INFJ: Yeah, that’s right, you fre- Wait, what?
INTJ: They will arrive in two weeks.
INFJ: ...
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INTJ: Just for the record, I did know it was a joke. It still seemed reasonable to me.
INFJ: It was not a joke, it was a Mean Joke, which is worse.
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INFJ: You are such a weirdo. I really mean it. It is difficult for me to put you into a category with the rest of humankind. And I do understand that your brain works differently. But from time to time it just surprises me, even after all these years.
INTJ: I’m taking that as a compliment and I don’t give a shit if it wasn’t meant that way.
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INFJ: Sometimes I have these random moments of being mean and salty. And your nice robot-like reactions leave me completely disarmed.
INTJ: I’m the robot from the Big Hero 6 film.
INFJ: Yeah, that’s you.
INTJ: Although I did say just a few hours ago that human interaction is a waste of time
our little squad as phone lock screens
ISFJ - picture of a loved one.
INFJ - Cool image or a sentence/idea to live by.
INTJ - Aesthetic Science™️
ENTJ - Their last picture looking Good.
INFJ: Hey guys, did you read the article I sent? Things would be so much better if we changed our ways like that.
ISFJ: Yeah but you can’t tell people that what they have been doing their whole life is wrong.
INTJ (eye twitching, glitch incoming): What? I don’t understand, ISFJ.
ISFJ: Because it is hurtful.
INTJ: But they are wrong.
ISFJ: They probably won’t listen anyway.
INTJ: But-
INFJ: I always feel like this when I observe humanity. *Sends meme*.