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[ID: screencap from Ao3: ‘1 - 20 of 260 Works in Dracula/Jonathan Harker]
interested to see how this situation develops in the coming days….
the subtextual homoeroticism in bram stoker’s dracula vs tumblr’s deep & abiding love for m/m content vs the OG dracula’s inherent unfuckability: fight!!
“inherent unfuckability” is a bold statement to make on the fuck that old man website
The funniest implication of the reveal of the three vampire women living in Dracula’s castle that at some point Dracula probably had to explain to his roommates that he was going to have a human guest over and he needs to keep up the ruse that he has servants, that he doesn’t live alone here, and all three of them looked him in the eyes and said: “we’re not doing that.”
And all three of them just sat there watching as Dracula uses his superpowers pretending to be the entire wait staff.
queen shit.
jonathan harker's diary, may 6: idk why everyone is acting so strange, why are they all giving me crucifixes and garlic? i'm just on my way to Count Dracula's castle for some real estate law business, it's not like i'm in bram stoker's 1897 novel, Dracula
jonathan harker's diary, may 8: Well, chaps,
Dracula (1931) || What We Do In The Shadows (2014)
To avoid fainting, keep repeating: “It’s only a movie, only a movie, only a movie…”.
A lovable awesome mess…
I like how everyone in Transylvania knows there is a blood drinking fiend living next door to them in this book and yet apparently none of them have ever thought to do anything about it
I’m not saying they deserve to get eaten but yeah they kind of do O.O
the best part is the cloak. i think stoker was writing and then was like “ah fuck if he’s upside down then the cloak will get dorky and go over his head fuck fuck they’re WINGS THAT’S IT”
