Bianchi: *sighs* For starters, Kyoko is lesbian.
Tsuna: Oh. Okay. I didn't know that.
Lambo: *jumping on top of the table* The great Lambo-sama is not suprised! Isn't Danny Thomas one?
Bianchi: *smothering laughter* Not Lebanese, Lambo-kun. Lesbian.
Yamamoto: How about Thursday night?
Chrome: Thursday night?
Gokudera: Are you crazy?
Tsuna: Not Thursday, hell no!
Yamamoto: Sorry, I forgot. The Game of Thrones.
Adel: Where are you going?
Shittopi: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.
Hana: Tsuna, you are trying to muscle in on a guy named Hayato No-Thumbs? Are you crazy? He's probably connected with the mob!
Yamamoto: Relax! If they were his friends, he'd still have his thumbs!
Kyoko: He's a very sweet guy, although the first time he waved hello, Tsuna misunderstood and gave him the finger back.
Reborn: Jealousy is an ugly thing, Colonello. And so are you, in anything backless.
Colonello: You just can't have the fact that you can't wear a mini-skirt without looking like me, kora! *gestures to his legs* These guns don't come cheap!
Jealousy is an ugly thing, Colonello. And so are you, in anything backless.
Reborn’s regular Tuesday.
Minami: My God. You're Viktor Nikiforov!
Viktor: I sure hope so. If not, I've got the wrong underwear on.
Hana: Kyoko thinks she's in love with Chrome.
M.M.: Chrome? Kyoko has the hots for Chrome?! I don't believe it, I do not believe it!
Hana: I was pretty surprised myself.
M.M.: Well, I'll bet! To think Kyoko would prefer Chrome over me! That's ridiculous!
No one in my family has ever seen a psychiatrist... except of course, when they were institutionalized!
Gokudera Hayato
Kuroo, I caught you one night sneaking out of the kitchen naked with an Oreo in your mouth. We have no secrets, now ask your damn question.
Kozume Kenma
Timoteo: Mother, where are you going?
Daniela: To my room.
Timoteo: You can't! It could be dangerous!
Daniela: Please! I'm 80! BATHTUBS are dangerous!
Giotto: I can't believe you're denying your own mother.
Ricardo: ...Are we here again. Denying you what?
Giotto: Katy Perry tickets, Rica, Katy Perry tickets!
Oh, we've practised enough! Every morning before work, every evening after work... all I ever wanted was to look cute in my bowling outfit.
Irina Jelavic
Tsuna: Is that all you Italians know how to do? Scream and hit?
Lussuria: No. We also know how to make love and sing opera!
I thought I was gonna die. I swear I have never felt such agony. I saw my entire life flash before my eyes and I thought, “What a shame if I die now, I’m too young… and I’m wearing the wrong underwear.
Aoyama Yuuga, deadly serious
Mukuro: Nobody ever believes me when I'm telling the truth. I guess it's the curse of being a devastatingly beautiful person.
Tsuna: Oh, please!
Mukuro: The only other person who could possibly understand what I've been through is my dear Chrome and Kikyo. [beat] No, not Kikyo.
Bianchi: I have a date.
Shamal: With a man?
Bianchi: No, Shamal. With a Venus Fly Trap.
Gokudera: *underneath his breath* Wouldn't surprise me in your case.