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Asta: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him, what should I do? Luck: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him. Magna: Tackle him. Noelle: Dump him. Leopold: Kick him in the shin. Yuno: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
Magna’s Adventures With Anything Bull - Part 3
Fandom: Black Clover
Summary: Magna’s Adventures With Anything Bull
1. “Goodmorning, y'all!” Noelle tries to fit in.
2. “…Dude, I’m pretty sure the murder part is just you.” Luck’s sexuality.
3. "Wait- you have a BOYFRIEND, DORKSTA?!" Shocking reveal!
Collab between @unwrathful & I!
Disclaimer: We don’t own Black Clover
Note: This is a direct continuation of drabble 2, but can be read as a standalone.
3. Boyfriend
Finral flopped over. ‘’If we’re on the topic anyway, fess up, Asta. I have connections in the Golden Dawn who told me all about you being all over one of theirs!’’
‘’Connections my royal behind,’’ Noelle muttered, ‘’Gossips, that’s the whole lot of you.’’
‘’Ahem, the boy.’’ Finral waved at Asta.
Magna began playing banjo in the background. Luck, lying on his back in the middle of the carpet, raised his foot in the air and began shaking his anklets. Goddamn, those bells were annoying.
Asta blinked. ‘’He’s my boyfriend.’’
"Wait- you have a BOYFRIEND, DORKSTA?!" Noelle clutched her chest.
‘’…What did you think Yuno was?’’
‘’Your rival?!’’
‘’He is, but, you know. I call him a handsome jerk. Where did you think that was going?’’
Noelle’s jaw dropped.
Noelle: I've decided that you shouldn't come to my wedding. I don't need you ruining the day.
Rebecca: ...I'm the one you're marrying, Noelle.
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Noelle: Oh, no! Asta is depressed!
Yuno: Hold my beer.
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Luck: I’m not a ‘serial’ killer…
Noelle: Wait, why did you emphasize 'serial’?
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Noelle x Rebecca princess bride au
Sign me up
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Love These Girls
Rebecca: I love being able to fit my whole world into two hands.
Noelle: Darling, that isn’t poss-
*Rebecca cups Noelle’s face with both palms*
Noelle, tears forming: I have a reputation…
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Magna's Adventures With Anything Bull - Part 1
Fandom: Black Clover
Summary: Magna’s Adventures With Anything Bull
1. “Goodmorning, y'all!” Noelle tries to fit in.
Disclaimer: We don’t own Black Clover
1. Noelle Tries To Fit In
Fitting in was a lot harder than Noelle thought it would be. She was certain the Black Bulls tried to make feel her welcome, each in their own… unique way! But the fact remained that next to Finral and Gauche, she was the only Noble around. And she’d rather not be associated with Gauche’s incestuous feelings.
Commoners, peasants, acted, moved, walked and talked differently than Nobles, and fitting in required sacrifice.
She took a deep breath. ‘’Good morning, y’all!’’
They stared her. ‘’Great weather today, ain’t it?’’
Was she doing something wrong? Was her accent not pronounced enough? All commoners talked like this, it couldn’t be that difficult!
But then again, everybody could do magic, and she was one of the few who couldn’t control it. She rubbed her arm.
‘’Um. Noelle? What are you doing?’’
Noelle turned beet red. ‘’None of your business, dorksta!’’
Magna doubled over, slapping the table. ‘’A southern accent? Princess, that’s the best joke I’ve heard all year! Dorksta!’’ and dissolved into laughter again.
‘’Just see if I try to be nice again, you- you- you scaredy cat!’’
Author’s Note
Soooooo…. @otaku-alert and I have been chatting about Black Clover, and had several discussions on aspects of Black Bull characters. One of the things we talked about was how the manga’s ‘’dumbster’’ would be translated now ‘’Aster’’ was changed to ‘’Asta’’. One of the fancomics we found used ‘’Dorksta’’ (You can find it here, it’s by @azukei) and I went: ‘’Noelle tried to fit in with ‘’y’all’’ and ‘’dorksta’.’’
Otaku-alert: ‘’MAGNA’S REACTION!’’
And then we decided the nickname would totally stick around because nobody is letting Noelle live it down.
We have some more ideas, so they’re still coming! :D
Magna's Adventures With Anything Bull - Part 1
Fandom: Black Clover
Summary: Magna’s Adventures With Anything Bull
1. “Goodmorning, y'all!” Noelle tries to fit in.
Disclaimer: We don’t own Black Clover
1. Noelle Tries To Fit In
Fitting in was a lot harder than Noelle thought it would be. She was certain the Black Bulls tried to make feel her welcome, each in their own… unique way! But the fact remained that next to Finral and Gauche, she was the only Noble around. And she’d rather not be associated with Gauche’s incestuous feelings.
Commoners, peasants, acted, moved, walked and talked differently than Nobles, and fitting in required sacrifice.
She took a deep breath. ‘’Good morning, y’all!’’
They stared her. ‘’Great weather today, ain’t it?’’
Was she doing something wrong? Was her accent not pronounced enough? All commoners talked like this, it couldn’t be that difficult!
But then again, everybody could do magic, and she was one of the few who couldn’t control it. She rubbed her arm.
‘’Um. Noelle? What are you doing?’’
Noelle turned beet red. ‘’None of your business, dorksta!’’
Magna doubled over, slapping the table. ‘’A southern accent? Princess, that’s the best joke I’ve heard all year! Dorksta!’’ and dissolved into laughter again.
‘’Just see if I try to be nice again, you- you- you scaredy cat!’’
Author’s Note
Soooooo…. @otaku-alert and I have been chatting about Black Clover, and had several discussions on aspects of Black Bull characters. One of the things we talked about was how the manga’s ‘’dumbster’’ would be translated now ‘’Aster’’ was changed to ‘’Asta’’. One of the fancomics we found used ‘’Dorksta’’ (You can find it here, it’s by @azukei) and I went: ‘’Noelle tried to fit in with ‘’y’all’’ and ‘’dorksta’.’’
Otaku-alert: ‘’MAGNA’S REACTION!’’
And then we decided the nickname would totally stick around because nobody is letting Noelle live it down.
We have some more ideas, so they’re still coming! :D
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Listen.
Noelle: I hate that Rebecca girl, from her soft hair, to her beautiful eyes, her pretty smile, her charming personality… And especially the way she hangs out with Asta! Whenever he’s with her I just get so mad! I don’t like him spending time with her, I’m so jealous of him,… I MEAN HER, NOT HIM, THAT WAS A SLIP OF THE TONGUE!
Magna: Elly, you’re gay.
Luck: SUPER gay.
@unlimited-gay-works Thank you so much for making these posts, this Black Clover content gives me life
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When Asta Joins The Black Bulls
Asta: Now that I’m not living with Yuno anymore, I’ll rip up all my jackets until they’re crop tops!
Noelle: Why in the everloving fuck would you do that?
Asta: He was like 90% of my impulse control!
Is it too late to punch Nozel? ‘Cause I’m feeling it, alright!
Nobody touches Noelle on my turf!