HC: I love the idea of jirou lashing out on todoroki for "rejecting momo" or "being cold to momo" or "being rude to momo" etc
me: momo never fights todo well (lets face it, couples fight)
and jirou would pop out of nowhere and talk-beat todo into death
momo doesn't even tell jirou about fights with todo
jirou sees momo
she knows
jirou: hmm momo's missing one hair 5cm above her left eyebrow
jirou: diagnosis: stress
me: the very moment jirou booms into todoroki's office and says,
jirou: "OK YOU LITTLE SHIT I BET YOU DIDNT WASH THE DISHES LAST NIGHT"
me: then todo's jirouphobia gets triggered and he kneels before her
todo: (in a soft voice): how did you know
jirou: YOU ASSHOLE CANT YOU SEE MO'S MISSING A 17CM STRAND OF HAIR ABOVE HER LEFT EYEBROW? YOU SHITHEAD GO F*CK YOURSELF MOMO'S GONNA GO BALD AT THIS RATE I NEVER SHOULD HAVE AGREED FOR MOMO TO MARRY YOU LITTLE PRICK
todo: you're not her parents...
jirou: litTLE DID YOU KNOW THAT I CONVINCED HER PARENTS TO LET YOU MARRY HER YOU UNGRATEFUL ASS
todo: ok sorry
jirou: say that to momo
todo: (to fellow workers who were completely appalled by jirou's fury) sorry I gotta take a leave to clean some dishes for my wife
fellow workers: plz go
momo be like: dear its ok it was just a fight over dishes I forgive you
todo: nO I MUST RECONCILE
todo: GIVE ME DISHES
momo: well I see you're using all caps. did jirou fight you again?
todo: GIVE ME DISHES
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me: jirou is the best friend
more fearsome than endeavour
even endeavour knows of his son's wife's deadly friend
once while todo was with his dad, jirou came over and fought todo for not organizing the groceries properly in the fridge
yes
from then on
father and son began to bond over their fear of Momo's bff
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me: oh and
how about
todo goes to kami and asks about jirou
todo: man I feel bad for you
kami: why?
todo: your wife
kami: i don't get it
todo: I bet when you fight you actually die a few times
kami: well no we hardly ever fight. she's very sweet why do you think so?
todo: you're kidding me
kami: I think for the past 10 years she's been joining some stress relief club or something. sometimes I see her and she just says 'ah its so good to fight once in a while'
todo: well shit
kami: def on those days she's even sweeter
todo: well shit
kami: do you fight with your wife?
then jirou comes in
jirou: TODOROKI YOU SHITHEAD DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY FEED YOUR BABY WASABI----------
todo: Kaminari plz help
kami: psst i was lying I'm absolutely terrified of her as well
todo: well shit
todo: that was two months ago
todo: plus momo did lecture me that night
todo: we never fought
jirou: WELL YOU GOT A FIGHT NOW
todo: momo plz help
momo: its ok kyouka....
jirou: oh ok todo I forgive you
todo: (why do I need to be forgiven by you)
me: thus, kaminari learned how to deal with jirou's anger --> call the momo