onceabluemoonwrites reblogged
Jaeger: Bad News - Skull locked the keys inside the apartment.
Jaeger: Good News - We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Jaeger: Bad News - Skull finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress hot people.
Jaeger: Good News - A hot guy saw me do it.
Jaeger: Bad News - It was Bermuda, and since he’s already seen me walk into several doors, have staring contests with a small kitten, and knows I can eat my weigh in apple pies, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.
