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“My workout goal is to lift everyone’s spirit.”
— Lussuria
Thank you, @incorrectkhrquotes! This certainly made my day!
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Kyoko: Hey, what's your type of guy? Hana: A rich man who dies easily.
@i-w-p-chan 😂😂
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Lal Mirch: Bianchi has a real nose for wine. Remember my wedding, when you were identifying the year by smell?
Bianchi: I also do that with men.
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Reborn: ten years from now, I guarantee you, I will be Tsuna’s second husband.
Lal: What happened to his first husband?
Reborn: Nothing you can prove.
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Xanxus to Squalo: After many, many hours, I’ve come to the most wretched of realizations. One that might curdle your very blood.
Xanxus: You are my friend.
Squalo: *outraged gasp* *hair flip* We wear our mutual hatred on wednesdays, boss!
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Bianchi: The only straight I am is straight up bitch.
Lal Mirch: Amen.
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One of the major difficulties with training Yamamoto was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn’t be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn’t understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid.
Squalo, Reborn, and Colonello, at some point (via incorrectkhr-quotes)
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xanxus: [about to shoot tsuna]
tsuna: wait wait hold on a sec
xanxus: NO I'M GONNA KILL YOU
tsuna: I KNOW BRUH ok just hold on [grabs phone] just gimme one sec okay okay okay [looks through music, presses play]
xanxus: is this.... mmm whatcha say?
tsuna: shoot me now. i'm ready. i'm at peace.
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Hibari: Be myself? Kusakabe, I have one day to win over her family. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Yamamoto: Couple weeks.
Tsuna: Six months.
Gokudera: Jury's still out.
Hibari: See Kusakabe? "Be myself". What kind of herbivorous advice is that?
I'm recording you, son! *camera stops working* To a tape called my heart!
Nana during Sports Day at Nami chuu
Lambo: Guess what?! I've been summoned! If I told you why, I'd have to kill you! But for now, let's just say that the world's in store for some pretty big chances!
I-Pin: What, did you make a friend?
The Future Arc in a nutshell
Tsuna: I really can't do it!
Reborn: What a soft bed!
Tsuna: I'm a middle schooler! I won't be responsible for the fate of the world!
Reborn: Deal with it!
Tsuna: I thought Reborn said that this place was peaceful!
Yamamoto: Maybe “peaceful” means something else in Italian!
Yuni: Be careful, Byakuran! This isn’t an alternate universe!
Gamma: Well, that’s good! He always wrecked the alternate universes!
Reborn: Go get it! I’m dropping you down there.
Tsuna: Me? Down there? No. No, no, no.
Reborn: You're going!
Tsuna: No, what if the X-burner doesn’t work? What - what if I - what if I can’t get in the mine? What if I start crying? It’s too late, I’m already crying!
Reborn: Sorry, no time for questions. (Boots him out into the wild)
Tsuna: I...I think he wants us to get in his canoe.
Dino: (Shrugs) Then I guess we should go.
(Tsuna looks at him with an expression that says, "How is this not weirding you out?")
Dino: I've been locked up by aliens for a year. This is nothing.
Tsuna: Reborn?
Dino: Reborn!
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Hayato, after winning a fistfight: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!
Chrome, standing on the sidelines: Do you have to tell them to do that every time?
Hayato: Not all the time. Sometimes they just do it of their own accord.
Chrome: oh?
Hayato, pointing to Enma: That one started bawling before the fight even started. I couldn't bring myself to punch him.
Chrome: ...
Hayato, sniffling a bit: Life has punched him hard enough.