OnceABlueMoon

Later that night:

Chat Noir: My Lady! Hawkmoth knows who I am! I didn’t want to tell you because I don’t want to lose my miraculous, but I decided you have to know.

Ladybug: What?! How did he discover you? I swear if it was something stupid, like you did last week…“

Chat Noir: That’s the thing- I have no idea! But Alya- you know, the Ladyblogger- she just came up to me at school today and told me he knew my secret!

Ladybug: …

Ladybug: … no. … Adrien?

Cat Noir: *realizes there’s only one person who would be able to piece together his identity from this story*

Cat Noir: ALYA?!?!

Cue adrien having a crisis because he’s been hitting in his best friend’s girlfriend for months now

I like them big

FINAL FANTASY XIV: Shadowbringers – Warrior Training

what a dream!

Lees verder

exo next door

I’m still not convinced exo next door was a real thing that happened like… tsundere pcy ?? sebaek dry humping on the couch ???? sounds like an elaborate fever dream if u ask me

the only valid naruto meta is the single use clothing sasuke theory my flatmates came up with after a drunken binge of the chuunin exams

“Single Use Clothing Sasuke” is a complex, multi-layered theory borne of the complex, multi-layered minds of my flatmates. It essentially boils down to the idea that Every Single Thing sasuke wears from the day of the uchiha massacre to the day he leaves the village are entirely different yet identical versions of the same two outfits. He only wears them once and then throws them out.

The idea behind this is based on the implications that a) sasuke lives alone in the uchiha compound which is intended to be lived in by hundreds of people, b) he was not cared or provided for in any way by the village adults after the massacre, and c) there are entire city blocks of empty uchiha houses full of free shit just sitting there, ESPECIALLY clothing.

Theory is as follows: sasuke, clearly unable to do his own laundry because he’s 12 and a moron, spends four years of his life using the abandoned clothes that previously belonged to the children in the uchiha clan as disposable clothing and there’s a landfill in Konoha somewhere just full of black playsuits.

Companion theory “One-Shirt Uzumaki” where naruto owns exactly one (1) set of clothing that he furiously hand washes every night at 1am.

you know what this is pretty plausible actually all things considered

it’s hard organising playdates when your children are inexplicably identical 

toichi and yusaku are trying to be good dads, they really are

Superman’s real superpower is finding white button up shirts opaque enough to hide a bright red, blue, & yellow Superman logo underneath without it showing through.

I like the idea of everyone at the Daily Planet believing Clark Kent is just really bad at concealing his fandom and not wanting to embarrass him in public.

MC: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

MC: *thows water bottles at the cast*

Asra: Uh… MC?

Nadia: They’re trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

MC: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Julian: *crying* It’s working.

@i-w-p-chan

kahsgdhjasgdjhas THEY NEED THOSE WATER BOTTLES ACTUALLY THEY’RE GONNA NEED MORE OF THEM

SO THIRSTY

sasuke: *leaves to join orochimaru after the chunin exams*

sakura: sasuke wait! i love you! i’ll scream if you leave! take me with you!

sasuke: ??? i thought u were lesbian?

sakura: you thought i was what?

sasuke: lesbian? don’t you have a thing for ino?

sakura: …that’s an option?

sakura: *slowly backing away* ok uh have fun sasuke be careful i actually have somewhere i gotta be take care man

Boromir: *lying awake one night* Hey Merry. you awake.

Merry: ?I am now

Boromir: what are baby hobbits called

Merry: …hobbit… babies?

Boromir: yes those, what do you call them?

Merry: hobbit babies.

Boromir: yes but what are they CALLED.

Merry: hobbit. babies.

Boromir: but what are they called?

Merry: I give up *goes back to sleep*

Boromir: *staring up at the sky* I still don’t know what they’re called

~next morning~

Merry: hey Boromir

Boromir: hm?

Merry: last night. did you wake me up. to ask me what hobbit babies are called.

Merry: or did I dream that

Boromir: ………………….you never answered the question

Merry: yes I did

Boromir: no you didn’t

Merry: Frodo. Sam. Anyone. please help.

Sam: Mr Merry what the fresh hell are you talking about

Merry: Sam tell Boromir what we call baby hobbits

Sam: ……you mean… babies?

Merry: exactly

Boromir: ………….OH

Boromir: I thought. there might be a special word.

Sam: no we just call them babies why would there be a special word

Merry: what would it even… be

Boromir: I don’t know that’s why I was ASKING

Legolas, from the other side of the hill: BOBBITS

Pippin: BOBBITS

Merry: no

Pippin: I’m making it happen

Merry: nO

Pippin: bobbits. little bobbits. back when i was a bobbit. I love it.

Sam: *not looking up from what he’s doing* Mr Pippin if you ever say that word around me again I am going to rip your guts out through your nose

Pippin: ……………wow.

*Merry losing his shit in the foreground*

*Aragorn losing his fucking mind in the background*

Concept: one of those cliché angel/demon romances, except the demon is the stuffy, orthodox one and the angel is like “hold my beer”.

#demon: youre SUPPOSED to be a background influence!! no one is supposed to see you!!! youre not supposed to leave any sign of ur presence!#angel *sneezes and twenty feathers drift to the ground*: lmao im gonna cure this chicks blindness and make that guy rethink his life choices (via @andsotheuniverseended)

demon: *sits there drawing up a long contract for a lawyer’s human soul, working out the loopholes because lawyers are sneaky* angel: i think that dude is on lsd lmao i’m gonna go talk to him in my true form demon: don’t you have burning wings and a thousand eyes or something angel: haha ye deom: *long sigh*

🅱️anana 🅱️oi

AWKWARD

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