him!
Pairing: Fon/Lavina Prompt: Day 1 / “Secret”
A beautiful queen and her ever loyal bodyguard posing for a painting. Though, it is a secret between him and the painter that he’s been unable to take his eyes off her all evening.. ;)
It’s a shame they can’t all see you, but this type of secrecy is something we’re used to, isn’t it?
deity AU luce/fon for day 4′s deity AU. Aka, where Luce was a goddess and it was just her human form that died, thank you very much.
KHR Rare Pair Week 2K18 - Storm Day
Title: KHR Rare Pair Week 2K18 - Storm Day
Author: IWP_chan
Rating: T
Pairing: Gokudera Hayato/Xanxus, Fon & Gokudera Hayato, Fon/G, Fon/Skull, G/Cozart, G & Ricardo, Fon/Sawada Tsunayoshi
Tags/Warnings: Corpses, Blood and Injury, Murder, Alternate Universe - Gender Changes.
(AO3)
A Grave Matter
Title: A Grave Matter
Author: Lady Hallen
Pairing: Fon/Skull
Prompt: Soulmate AU and Body Disposal
Tags/Warnings: the gore that follows Body Disposal, Grave digging, I-pin, Bovino Lambo, Mentions of the Triads, crackish
Summary: Fon was having a very surreal day.
AN: written for DAY 1 - Storm Day event of @khrrarepairweek
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Fon liked working for the Triads.
He liked pushing his body to its limits. The exhaustion and the challenge made him smile.
Lately though, ever since he’d been slated for mentorship, he’s been cleaning up after his apprentices.
I-pin was fine, she rarely killed and preferred to knock out her opponents as opposed to Lambo, whose skill-set was permanently on the setting of overkill. Cleaning up became a necessity and not an optional thing.
It wasn’t even possible to separate the both of them. Soulmates shouldn’t be separated because tunnel vision happened and then there would be casualties. It’s annoying but he bore it because he loved I-pin. She was like the daughter of his heart.
The only thing left to do would be to get used to the body disposal. He should be used to it, with how long he’d been working in the triads. That doesn’t mean he liked it, or that he didn’t smother a groan into his pillow when his phone rang at three in the morning. Very few people had his number and only two of them had no compunctions about the time. Reborn had no business with him though, so that left only…
“Wèi,” he murmured, voice rough with sleep. “Fon speaking.”
“Shifu!” I-pin trilled in his ear sweetly. It would be a welcome sound if Fon weren’t sleep deprived.
“I-pin, little treasure, it is three in the morning,” he reprimanded.
There was a squeak of shock and some terror. Mostly because I-pin knew that if he was still teaching her, that would be ten laps around the mountain weighed down with rocks.
“Shifu, I’m very sorry,” she apologized. “But I swear it’s not Lambo’s fault this time. We found the body!”
Knowing full-well that if he didn’t attend to this, sleep would not happen for him, Fon gave out one last quiet sigh and stands to get dressed.
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The body was covered by purple leather and a helmet. The obvious sign of death was the bullet hole on the helmet, done point blank range, penetrating what was obviously not bulletproof glass.
Fon quietly mourned the man for a moment, then wrapped him in a canvass. He had gotten quite efficient at it.
“Shifu,” I-pin shifted guiltily, seeing the dark bags under her teacher’s eyes. “I am so sorry.”
Fon sighed, unable to really muster a temper in the face of I-pin’s guilt.
“Next time, I am teaching you how to do this efficiently,” he said, smiling at her wearily. If his hands weren’t covered by bloodied gloves, he would have patted her head. Lambo shuffled closer, reaching out for the bleach.
“I’ll take care of this, Fon,” Lambo offered. It was rare that the child offered help, so Fon smiled at him too.
“Thank you for your help.”
The blood splatter wasn’t so much, given that the helmet had caught most of the blood and kept it pooled inside. It was still blood and any civilians seeing it would cause a fuss in the morning.
It was good of Lambo to offer.
Fon yawned again, breathing a couple of times to attempt to meditate the drowsiness away. He had done it for one week straight though and had come off the meditation trance just three hours ago and his body was demanding sleep.
He dug the hole deeply and quickly.
When it was enough, he unravelled the canvass and unhooked the man’s helmet. The blood poured out and Fon wrinkled his nose involuntarily. It didn’t stop him from wiping the man’s face. There was blood and make-up caked all over and he regretted not bringing water. At least the man would have some dignity in death.
Strangely enough, the entry wound was small for a point blank range shot.
Whatever, it wasn’t his job to autopsy the man. (He would regret this later.)
He lowered the man to the hole after cleaning him up as much as he could. Underneath the make-up and blood, there were scars. Old scars that made Fon pause.
“At least you find peace in death,” he muttered.
Then, he grabbed the shovel and started throwing the soil back in.
It’s at this point that things get a bit blurry.
Because when he tossed in his fifth shovel-full of soil, a hand reached out and grabbed the shovel, stopping it from dumping the soil into the hole.
Fon would reiterate later that he did not scream.
“Stop that,” a voice complained, weary and tired. “Just. Stop. Are you burying me???”
Fon would also remember later that those were his Words. But he would point out the sleep-deprivation as defence.
As it was, he answered, “Oh my Primo, the dead body just talked,” he mumbled, shovel falling from nerveless fingers.
The dead man climbing out of the hole Fon dug perked up with a smile.
“Those are my Words!” he said with blood staining his teeth and spilling out into his mouth, down his chin. There was dirt clinging to his everywhere and dried blood on his neck. “Hey, Soulmate! Nice to meet you!”
Fon fainted.
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Fon woke up in his bed and he smiled.
Just an odd dream. What a funny dream.
A weight on his waist made him look down.
There was an arm slung on his waist and the nails on the hand were painted purple.
Fon blinked. It was still there.
“Shifu,” I-pin said, a smile in her face and her voice. She bended over him, holding a glass of water and a towel. “Congratulations on finding your soulmate!”
Fon blinked again. It was the corpse. The man. The man who used to be a corpse.
The noise that came out of his throat was the sound confused puppies made.
It woke up the man with purple hair. There was no longer any blood on him anywhere or dirt. (Hysterically, a small portion of his brain liked the thoughtfulness of this act. His silk sheets would not recover from grave dirt on it.)
“Oh hey, you’re awake!” the man said with a smile that people who were morning people had. “Your student said you were just in shock.”
Fon reached out for the glass of water and downed it like a shot.
meditating with a friend
I'm just about to swoon from the cute
Dino, Fon and Colonello for the character breakdown?? Takeshi as a fourth if that's okay??
Dino
How I feel about this character:
I’m fairly neutral with regards to him. He’s not my favorite character, nor is he my least favorite. Part of that is simply that he never left a particularly strong impression on me? He was just the clumsy goof that grew competent around other people, and that kind of character has never really appealed to me much. Idk, maybe if I got to see more of him I’d like him more.
All the people I ship romantically with this character:
… Um…. No one? I see him shipped with Hibari a lot, but I honestly don’t like that ship very much. If I had to pick someone, then it’d be the rarepair ship @onceabluemoonwrites introduced me to, DinoXanxus.
My non-romantic OTP for this character:
Tsuna. They’re the best of brotherly friends! Other than him? Squalo.
My unpopular opinion about this character:
Like I said before, I’m not a fan of D18. Crazy, I know, but that’s how it is!
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:
I wish I could’ve seen more of his past. I say that about a lot of characters, but it’s true! He lost his father and had to take up a mafia family. I want to see that. How did he meet his guardians? What troubles did he face when he first became boss? How did he become as good a boss as he is while dealing with the grief from losing his father?
Fon
How I feel about this character:
I love him! I honestly think he didn’t get enough screen time, and if you go through my KHR ideas, you’ll see there are a lot of ideas that have Fon involved. Out of the arcobaleno, he’s easily one of my favorites
All the people I ship romantically with this character:
Viper maybe? I’m not sure. I don’t actually ship very many things in KHR, mostly just rolling with what I do see, with the only real exception being 1827. I’ve also shipped Fon with Tsuna before, which is something I rarely see anyone else doing. That makes me rather sad.
My non-romantic OTP for this character:
Kyoya. Just–Kyoya being a tiny terror and attacking Fon at every opertunity to prove his strength and Fon being the long suffering uncle who fondly defends against the attacks and gives Kyoya tips so he can do better next time. Kyoya pretends he hates him, but secretly Fon is his favorite relative. This. This is my favorite Non-Romantic OTP for Fon. Other than that? Reborn. I can see them going out for coffee in between hits or something. That, and Viper and Fon are spicy food friends. They both adore supremely spicy food, and when their curses are broken and they finally are able to return to their true ages, they celebrate by eating a buffet of super spicy food.
My unpopular opinion about this character:
Fon was super violent as a young kid. He only found the “Eye of his Storm” after he started learning martial arts. Before then, he was a right terror and everyone was terrified of him. It’s one of the reasons why Fon is so indulgent of Kyoya. He sees himself in Kyoya, so he helps to temper the blood-lust Kyoya revels in.
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:
I really want to see more interactions between him and I-pin, as well as see more of the relationship between him and Kyoya.
Collonello
How I feel about this character:
I’m not overly fond of him, but I don’t hate him. I do, however, hate writing him. His personality is a pain in the ass to get right and I despise OOCness in my characters.
All the people I ship romantically with this character:
I ship him with Lal Mich, but like I said in the ask I got about Lal Mich, I ship him with her more in a platonic manner than romantically. Other than Lal, I ship him with Reborn.
My non-romantic OTP for this character:
Lal Mich is the top of this particular list, but Reborn comes a close second. I know I said I shipped them romantically, but they could be really good friends/rivals too. Most of my ships are like that, really. They could be good friends or rivals or lovers and I wouldn’t care. My favorite kind of ship is a healthy ship were your lover is your best friend as well.
My unpopular opinion about this character:
I’m not fond of his speech tick. It doesn’t sound bad when it’s in Japanese, because I don’t speak it and “Kora” doesn’t mean very much to me, but if you translate it into English, a language I actually speak, then things start getting uncomfortable for me. I’ve never liked bullies, as I was bullies myself once, and when I find someone with a speech tick that is literately him calling everyone he speaks to “Maggots”, I just… Idk. Stuff like that is the root for my dislike of a lot of characters. I didn’t like Reborn much either in the beginning for much of the same reasons. He felt like a bully to me, and it took a while for that opinion to change.
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:
I’d love to see more of his army days with Lal Mich. More than anything, I’d love to see that.
Takeshi
How I feel about this character:
I adore him. Everything about him. Even if he’s a pain in the ass to write sometimes. I love him, and I empathize with his plight. One of the hardest chapters I have ever had to write was from his POV, and it was his suicide scene and I just–I was suicidal once, and while I’m not anymore, I can still remember what it was like. Seeing how his suicide scene was written in canon gave me chills, and how it was resolved and then kinda brushed aside never felt right to me. It’s one of the reasons I wrote that suicide chapter from his POV. I wanted to make it real. And, according to the reviews I got, I succeeded.
All the people I ship romantically with this character:
Hayato, because they would be super cute together. Hibari, because whooaaa I didn’t think of that before “Stranger with a Gun” introduced it to me, but wow that pairing can be powerful. Tsuna because I ship Tsuna with almost everyone.
My non-romantic OTP for this character:
Also Hayato, following the trend of characters being either friends or lovers or both. I like their dynamic. Other than Hayato, there is Tsuna. Tsuna is the one he’d go to whenever his depression gets too bad, or when he needs to feel at home, or when he needs someone to listen. Because that’s what Tsuna does best. He listens.
My unpopular opinion about this character:
I really don’t like his reaction to seeing Tsuna again in the future arc. He thought Tsuna was dead, and he didn’t even seem surprised at seeing Tsuna again?? It was like that for all the guardians, really, bar Hayato. Hayato was the only one who reacted with any form of shock or grief or anything. Isn’t Tsuna supposed to be their sky? Isn’t he supposed to be their boss? An “Oh! You’re alive! Hello, I guess!” isn’t how I would react to seeing my good friend suddenly coming back from the dead. I would be crying, bawling my eyes out. There would be screaming and hugs and I’d refuse to let them go for fear they would disappear or go back to being dead. There was none of that, and that’s always confused me and disappointed me. Other than that, there’s how the suicide thing was just kind of brushed off to the side and never mentioned again. That’s not how being suicidal works. It clings to you, refuses to go away. It’s a dark cloud constantly hovering over your head, hiding behidn your thoughts, sneaking up on you when you least expect it. But we never saw any of that.
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:
Imma cheat and say a few things instead of just the one. I want to see Takeshi struggling with depression and the guardians pitching in to help him stay afloat. I want to see him attending therapy and talking about his problems. I want to see him considering it, considering dying, and calling Tsuna at three AM and just talking. I want to see him deal with his depression, deal with being suicidal. I want to see Hayato going out of his way to make sure Takehsi feels involved, and pretending he isn’t doing just that. I want to see Chrome make him little crafts to cheer him up when he’s feeling down. I want to see Mukuro writing tiny poems and leaving them to cheer up his day. I want to see Hibari offering to spar to help Takehsi work through his issues. I want to see Lambo–sweet, tiny, five year Lambo–climb into Takehsi’s lap and demand to sit there just because he can see–can tell because he’s felt it before, before he met Tsuna, before he came to Nanimori–Takeshi’s loneliness. I want to see Ryohei coming up and shouting encouragement, Haru talking with him about baseball themed costumes, Nana cooking his favorite food–
Just. I want to see people helping Takeshi. I want to see him deal with his issues. I want his suicide attempt to not be brushed aside like it was.
Waaah! I totally missed this before, but I CONVERTED SOMEONE TO DINOXANXUS! QUICK, @i-w-p-chan !! GET THE CAMERA, THIS IS GOING TO BE FRAMED ABOVE THE HEARTH!
xD I love that out of everything I said in this post, that was what you focused on.
I am an excited puppy and not ashamed of it *holds the banner*
I really love your unpopular opinions about Colonello and Fon! (and Fon and Kyoya family shenanigans are the cutest)
Also, on not getting Colonello right- I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN. Seriously, I love BNHA’s Todoroki, but whenever I write him, my Shouto just... Goes Todowrong. I always end up going with crack. (I have this one amazing AU that I REALLY wanna write some day and it is so cracky and I LOVE IT)
Also, *ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT IN THE WORLD* (the stars are my arms) *showers yours with it* You’re such a strong person, having been suicidal and then writing about it! Just- *Hugs you*
And All The Way for Takeshi dealing with his suicidal issues, and his friends being there for him!