Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.

I’m pretty sure he would also have recommendation letters from Rubeus Hagrid, the retiring professor, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived and a very confusing one from Puddlemere United player, Oliver Wood, saying that he was one of the best Seekers he had ever seen.

Not to mention the fact that he flies back to England not on a broomstick or any other normal form of transportation, but landing on the Hogwarts grounds on the back of the largest dragon anyone has ever seen.

Reblogging again for that last addition. 

Charlie: *glides in on a dragon* HELLO HIRE ME

Everyone: What the fuck

Ron: (in the background, mortified) this is normal

Not just any large dragon, either. A huge Norwegian Ridgeback that immediately curls itself around Hagrid’s Hut once Charlie dismounts. And it purrs when Hagrid dodders out of his hut to see what’s going on.

Norbert sneezes some sparks into Hagrid’s beard for old time sake. Hagrid bursts into joyful sobs. “He remembers his mummy! After all these years!”

Charlie: Her name is Norberta, actually. She has had like three clutches of babies-

Hagrid: I´M A GRANDMA?!

for my blue ♡

AU where Lal is the kingdom’s Princess but she’s also the Dragon every outsider is set on killing as a show of goodwill before her coronation.

Colonnello is a former Prince who deserted from a foreign kingdom intent on forming an alliance with hers, disguised as one of the knights sent to kill her.

He’s just too curious for his own good.

He’s also too Colonnello for his own good, given how he also starts to flirt with the so called murderous dragon against his better judgement, and Lal thinks he has no self preservation whatsoever. Colonnello agrees with her wholeheartedly.

Slowly, he starts to see past her dragon form to a few telling habits, connecting things to stories he’s heard throughout the kingdom, and starts to put two plus two, until it clicks on his mind that oh, hey, not only has he been flirting with a dragon of all things, he’s been flirting with the princess, soon to be Queen.

As if trying to befriend a dragon hadn’t been too much, now it seems he also has a death wish.

(It’s all good, because Lal also finds it amusing how she falls in love without her noticing.)

@apiratefellinlovewithastar

Oh my GOD, ANGEL! I gasped when I saw the edit, it was that beautiful, was basically stunned speechless by it, and THEN I READ WHAT YOU WROTE UNDERNEATH.

Not only are you an UTTER SWEETHEART, you're also so talented in both writing and design, like woah! Thank you so much for being my friend and sharing this with me! I'm one lucky girl! ❤❤❤