influence

headcanon: sakura is swole af and puts the squad to shame with her muscles 

wow i cant believe sakukarin is canon! kishimoto’s at it again! this old man is full of surprises

digs up trans saku headcanons

Hell is loving you in my sleep and waking up alone.

Right in the ego (#ouchiha) I need more #sasusaku content, I think I’ll be running out of fanfics very soon 

Extra:

(Frustrated sasuke is what I live for btw) ╰(▔∀▔)╯

Such a mood, tbh

[Naruto] Cohabitation written by Weialala, read by Annapods

Naruto/Sasuke, humor, 20m

Ao3 (streaming) - Dropbox (download and streaming, mp3) - Tumblr (streaming)

Anybody got an opinion on what a ninja might get up to on Diagon Alley?

The ninja is Harry Potter

He just… remembers being team 7 bc reincarnation

Sasuke: "How to kill the Dark Lord 101? Not in this shop? Okay. Must be taught at school." (He wanders into the pet shop. Let's just say he becomes known as the Kneazle Lord and destroys Voldie with the ultimate power of the Old Cat Man).

Naruto: Finds interesting uses for everything he comes across. Things escalate.

Kakashi: Searching for wizard porn. Because he is an Intellectual.

Sakura: Skips Diagon Alley and goes straight for Knockturn Alley because that's obviously where the interesting info is. The first person to call her scrawny is lynched. The first person who actually tried to tap her on the shoulder got his head literally bitten off according to the rumours. She remains a legend forever.

Yamato: Looks around, creates a ten step plan to kill the obviously alive dark lord, follows steps to the T. Voldie is Deader than Dead around December.

Sai: *finally able to make giant art monsters without people trying to brainwash him into thinking it didn't happen again* (no he did not take kindly to obliviators). *makes them run amock because Smol Child asked him to* *is arrested* *wonders about the dimensions of dick jokes that magic open up in his cel* *is released because he's minor* *They Will Remember Him Always*

yeah

“i hate sasuke because he has too much luck in his fights” sasuke hasnt successfully killed anyone hes set out to kill ever. deidara died by self-destruct, danzo self-destructed just so sasuke couldnt kill him, itachi died from a heart attack related to illness, sasuke couldnt kill naruto when he was 12 and he couldnt kill naruto when he was 17. are we forgetting how thoroughly killer bee kicked sasukes ass. rock lee kicked sasukes middle school ass. sasuke tried to fight orochimaru and naruto had to save his ass. sasuke tried to fight gaara and naruto had to save his ass. all of part one naruto is sasuke getting his ass kicked and all of part two sasuke is sasuke trying to kill people and failing spectacularly

Sasuke was VERY, VERY enthusiastic about killing people in Part II. He just wasn’t successful. At all. Ever.

that fucking post about sasuke’s protective arm socks is a serious game changer, man

because this undermines the basic premise that gave rise to an entire generation’s worth of highschool AU fanfiction and cosplay where sasuke was always like

when all along

he was a huge nerd

I found comfort in reincarnation AU

By now Sasuke understands that Naruto doesn’t think. Naruto feels and then Naruto acts and with barely a pause in between for anyone to play catch up. So when it’s 12 am on a Tuesday night and the two of them are sitting on a swing set staring at the not quite crescent moon Sasuke isn’t surprised to hear Naruto break the quiet between them and ask “When do you think you’ll die?” 

Sasuke doesn’t answer immediately and instead kicks his legs out and allows gravity to pull him forward on the creaking chains while Naruto stares unblinking waiting for a reply. Crickets chirp in the lapse of one, Naruto’s intense gaze twisting into a frustrated scowl, and Sasuke holds out. 

“You don’t have to have an answer, but at least acknowledge that I’m-” There’s the angered tone Sasuke’s use to hearing from him. 

“I don’t know. It changes.” He cuts him off before Naruto can get too far into his tirade. 

“Oh, okay,” he accepts that easily. Naruto kicks at the mulch covering the park’s area. He’s not swinging in any traditional sense of the matter, but instead twisting his seat in a tight rotation so every few seconds he spins ‘round in a jerky circle. It’s the slightest bit too cool to be out at this time without a jacket. Sasuke can see goose pimples raised on Naruto’s exposed arms. He’s been wearing the same three teeshirts all summer and it shows in the worn out fabric so thin just the hint of his black binders outline is visible. 

“Does the end of summer always feel like this?” Naruto asks while closing his eyes and breathing in deep.

“Maybe,” Sasuke answers on an exhale. 

“It feels like dying.” 

Lees verder

Warning: Conversation about suicidal feelings.

Recommendation: It’s a very good conversation about suicidal feelings, and it has beautiful descriptions and that kind of quiet atmosphere that allows loud thoughts.

outoframen. Okay but for real though I need Orochimaru to roll up to the wedding in a custom made tight fitting Givenchy outfit the highest heels, hair blown out makeup on fleek, nails long af which he then uses to shove someone out of a seat in the front row where he takes his rightful place as Sasuke’s sensei and Sasuke feels nothing but embarrassment for his past once more 

also during the vows

run sasuke

I relate to this so much, it’s incredible.