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Kim Dokja: *sitting on YJH lap and playing on his phone* Hey bro-
Yoo Joonghyuk: My tongue was two inches deep down your throat 5 minutes ago, don’t you dare call me bro
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She-Ra + Incorrect Quotes
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Jaskier: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Yenn?
Yennefer: Yes.
Geralt: I don’t!
Jaskier: We know, Geralt.
Geralt: I don’t have any!
Yennefer: We know, Geralt.
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Boq, via text: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?
Glinda: ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I WENT TO AN ALL GIRLS UNIONIST HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHORT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND PFANNEE WAS LIKE GLINDA GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN PFANN WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT GLINDA YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE
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Ryuko Matoi's GPS: DON'T LOSE YOUR WAYYYY
Ryuko: I just want to go to the supermarket man, stop singing.
GPS: I gotta find out who killed my dad, I hear the voice of you in my mind. I gotta find out who killed my dad,
I hear the voice of you in my mind so...
Ryuko: Oh for fuck's sake.
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nyma: yeah, i like girls.
allura: oh my, what are the odds? i’m girls!
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“My workout goal is to lift everyone’s spirit.”
— Lussuria
Thank you, @incorrectkhrquotes! This certainly made my day!
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Yuno: *unbuttoning shirt* It’s really hot in he–
Asta: Yeah, I know, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
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Futaba’s Confidant in a nutshell
Joker: I am your mother now.
Futaba: You’re a sixteen year old boy.
Joker: *Plays with his hair.* Still your mother though.
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“I flirt with him… he flirts with me… that’s basically canon dating, right”
— Akira whenever one of the guys goes along with his flirts
Bianchi: He looked at me the way all women want to be looked at…
Kyoko: Awww.
Bianchi: With fear in his eyes.
Kyoko:
Lal: Awww.
operaeagleicelynlacelett
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Vanessa: you have to kiss the most beautiful person in the room Asta: Noelle? Noelle: *blushes* yes? Asta: can you move, I need to get to Yuno
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Yuno: You’re so embarrassing Asta: Let go off my hand then Yuno: No
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Kyoko: Hey, what's your type of guy? Hana: A rich man who dies easily.
@i-w-p-chan 😂😂
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lance: shiro what do you wanna eat
kuron: a bagel
shiro in the astral plane: STUPID BITCH WE CAN’T EAT CARBS HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT THESE ABS-
kuron: two bagels
a-zzurra
allura: shiro…..are you ok?
kuron, eyes glazed over as he hears real shiro in the astral plane twerking it to ‘anaconda’:
kuron: what is it
allura: what’s what
shiro: ….it’s ninki minjaj
a-zzurra
shiro: you don’t even care about the paladins!
kuron: please i am trying to sleep
shiro crying hard: name 5 of their albums!!
kuron: keith
kuron: um…h-honk. keith. pognee……
kuron: keith. alohomora
shiro: and?!?!??? who’s the last one
kuron: ….lamp
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Lance: Pwincess Awwuwa, I need to speak yiff yew about something vewy important to eawth cuwtuwe >:3c
Hunk, already crying: Not yet…She’s not ready…
Allura: ???????????????????
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lance: hello everyone, thank you for coming to our first meeting of the hunk fan club. allura, i see you’ve brought a pre-written speech. what is that, five pages? allura: six. lance: i like your style. now before we begin, are there any questions? pidge: pidge: ..yeah, uh, quick question. is keith gonna be okay? keith, who’s been staring at the floor for 10 minutes analyzing every supportive thing that hunk has said since they first met: he’s so….. warm……. like the sun……… lance: (handing keith some tissues) well said, buddy. well said.