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OnceABlueMoon

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"Not all those who wander are lost," - J.J.R. Tolkien Hi, guys! OnceABlueMoon here! I write fanfiction on AO3 and FF.net! You can also find links to specific fics on both sites plus what I've posted on Tumblr on my fic link masterpost. I'm also on Twitter My own posts are mostly fanfiction, KHR, YOI, Black Clover, some Marvel and a lot of other fandoms! My icon is by @_lycheeluv on twitter!
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Anonymous asked:

Omg can you imagine how the final battle would go if Kaguya recognized Kakashi as her son? Like if she tried to take him back to the moon with her and Obito's like "fuck no. Give me back my boyfriend!"

Haha, that’s the original joke to begin with! The final battle completely runs off the rails when Kaguya zeroes in on him, surprised and delighted, and Kakashi realizes, ‘My mom’s name is Kaguya—oh no‘  

Sakumo, now in the afterlife, suddenly thinks, ‘…I might have forgotten to tell Kakashi something important about his mother.’

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Some things never change. A.k.a. Team 7 MUST have a conspiracy theorist thinking that Kakashi is an alien bc his mom was the moon. That Orochimaru and Sasuke ended up Teacher and student was just fate, really. (Kabuto isn’t paid enough to deal with their conspiracy theorist bullshit. NO he doesn’t see any horns in that picture of Kakashi. It’s just so blurry!) @sloaners you’ve got to stop with the ridiculous cracky aus, bc they’re too much fun to doodle when I’m bored.

Bonus:

Kakashi and what he hides in that hair and behind that headband. (would have added dog teeth but eh. I’m still bad at drawing those)

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Ok so for the Kagumo au, what if zetsu was aware of Sakumo and Kakashi being kaguya’s husband and son. So, in order to please his mother, kidnaps Kakashi from Konoha at some point after he’s made chuunin and starts trying to convert him to support kaguya. Like, zetsu just grabs Kakashi and drags him underground because no one could react fast enough to whATEVER THE FUCK THAT WAS, and a week later Kakashi comes back very confused and desperately wishing that he could to ask his dad about his mom

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it’s an emotional week

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I just wanna take my headcanon of “Naruto don’t gender good” and run with it.

Like Naruto, who grew up with the spottiest of educations in all ways, doesn’t really understand gender.  Like he knows a lot about the human body (see his Sexy Jutsu being a full transformation) but even though he knows some people are packing kunai and some are packing shuriken downstairs he’s still, somehow, super fucking hazy on like what actually determines gender.

Plus he figures out real quick that he can’t just ask what someone’s hiding in their uh weapon pouch without getting the shit kicked out of him and that sometimes it’s not cut and dry either.

So, being the innovative little fishcake he is, Naruto comes to the conclusion that it has to depend on something else.

Like, let’s say, hair length for example.

So, anyone with long hair is a girl, short hair is a boy.  Cause that’s what the matron at the orphanage said when she hacked Naruto’s hair off when he was little and thus is the reason why his Sexy!Form has long pigtails.

Boom. Simple.

Cue him proceeding to piss off a lot of people for a very very long time and changing pronouns every time someone does or doesn’t get a haircut.

He just kind of squints at Kakashi and calls him they/them for literal years because Kakashi’s hair is tall.

No one can figure out why he does this shit and none of them think to just fuckin ask.

Kakashi would just roll with it because their gender is shinobi and its nice that someone finally noticed

This is perhaps the greatest fucking thing I have ever read, and to think I almost missed it by not checking the notes.

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