motherfuckers wanna laugh

Anyways there’s a website that tells you whether Thanos killed you or not when he wiped out half the planet

[x]

You sacrificed… everything that we’ve worked for… for PoopFare?

highlights from the spelling bee on this week’s bachelorette

Veep

episode 9 - “A Woman First”

BUT ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT EVE’S LITTLE “YOU’RE WITH FAMILY NOW” BECAUSE SHIT MAN IT’S ALL TOO MUCH.

SHRIEKING

WHAT IS HAPPENING

DEAD

#they just want a good show

“I have got a time machine, Dorium, it’s all still going on for me, it never stops. Liz the First is still waiting in a glade to elope with me. I can help Rose Tyler with her homework, I can go to all of Jack’s stag parties in one night.”