Watch The Prism

I’ve said it before, but this was written by a human being imitating a bot. This is from Keaton Patti’s I Forced a Bot to Write this Book, which is entirely written in this style.

years ago i watched this p/orn and the girl was screaming ‘oh god!! oh god!!!’ and the dude was like ‘there are no gods here’ and to this day it haunts me wtf was he talking about

Certified Glup Shitto moment

S.C.A.T.: Special Cybernetic Attack Team (1991) for the Nintendo Entertainment System. Developed & published by Natsume.

RPG’s be like

I’m offended

I CANT EAT BECAUSE IM LAUGHING TOO HARD

@mastersamson88

Is this the same show with the guy who licks his own poisoned blade & just immediately dies?

Yeah. It’s called Yūsha Yoshihiko, or The Hero Yoshihiko.

@damnnonames

looney toones behavior

I don't which is funnier:

Via @Buitengebieden over at what once was Twitter.

The language is Portuguese. Going by the notes to that tweet, this bird (a) is refusing to take delivery of any guilt for what it’s done, as well as denying responsibility; and (b) has mastered the art of ruthlessly talking over its friend.

This is plainly the current incarnation of the God of Snark.

I am tormented by the phrase "Bene Gesserit Turbo Pussy"

I'm not doing a bit either, ever since seeing this stupid ass meme a week ago on twitter the phrase "Bene Gesserit Turbo Pussy" pops up in my mind at random and I start doing the ugliest fucking laugh every time without fail. I am tormented.

Honestly it should be "Atreides Hyper Cock got me acting unwise" since Jessica went against her Bene Gesserit superiors and gave Leto a son