olivsie reblogged
Will never get over the fact that Athena is Zeus’ favourite kid. She’s his most special talented princess. She’s crying? Someone will be cursed for eternity. She needs something? Done in an instant. She wants something? Zeus is gonna leave his new fling to get it. Ares is dying? Zeus does not give a fuck. Athena is sad.
Zeus: Someone’s is about to get shocked! Who got the crumbs in the butter?!-
Athena: Me.
Zeus: Oh then that’s okay. You’re very stressed with war and spreading wisdom I understand. ☺️ *Leaves*
Athena turning to Poseidon: I just saved your life. Be thankful.
Meanwhile Ares Gets Told to go to hell for standing the wrong way