I kind of lowkey want to see more fics of Danny (Phantom) pretending to be ancient when he’s really really not. Crossover or noncrossover. I just think it’s neat :)

you know what, i DO want to rant about this actually.

because the more i watch 3Below, the more i'm like, you're dealing with fucking ALIENS. extraterrestrial beings. people who DID NOT COME FROM THIS PLANET. and yet everyone somehow STILL has time to make low-brow fat jokes pointed at one single funny, delightful, passionate, sometimes silly teenage character. just because being fat was a negative character trait back in the 2000's and 2010's. what the hell???

what has Toby done to deserve this?? he's literally just A Guy. a teen boy who's excited that trolls and aliens and weird stuff exists. he literally has a personality beyond being fat, but literally everyone makes jokes about it the second they get a chance. it's unfair.

he's friends with the guy who used to be the only Human Trollhunter and is now the Half-human Trollhunter. he's a redhead. he's friends with a gal who defeated a thousand-something-year-old god. he loves his nana. he likes sci-fi movies. he's an orphan. he's friends with possibly one of the Coolest Trolls Ever (in my opinion), who lives in his room together as a roommate, and they play non-violent video games together. he has braces. he's confident in himself, for the most part, besides the usual teenage insecurities. he wields an awesome cursed warhammer. he trained himself to climb through windows and it's treated casually. he has a girlfriend who's the daughter of a cop, and he fell for her when she was wearing his school's purple mole mascot costume. he has a pet gnome who has a plastic doll for a girlfriend-turned-wife. he loves the spiciest kinds of burritos he can get his hands on. he's literally befriended aliens/extraterrestrial beings/celestials.

AND HE'S TREATED, FOR THE MOST PART, LIKE A JOKE.

Everyone Shut Up About My Darling Son Toby, Who Definitely Has Done Some Things Wrong, But Has Also Made Up For Them By Literally Helping To Save The World Multiple Times (And Is Overall A Delightful Person)

THAT FUCKING SQUIRT THAT I HATE

Aja fans plsplsplsss correct me if I'm wrong but was Aja not out of character in ROTT with the whole "we need to evacuate Earth" as soon as she arrived on screen

Like in 3Below they made this big deal of them being done running from Morando and facing the threat of him head on so it's so weird to me how that attitude is completely gone when we see her again in ROTT

It would've been way more understandable if she said it near the end of the movie where things were looking rough like let's say when Nari died defeating the ice titen but that doesn't happen obviously so huh????

Lizzie: man I hope the boys aren't doing anything stupid that'd get them killed

Meanwhile, the boys:

If the snails in episode 3 of Wild Life is a horror movie, episode 4 of Wild Life is a comedy of errors. Just people running around way too fast like they’re going to run straight into a wall and die

I needed to make this a gif i couldn’t get it out of my head

bubble from the amazing digital circus is soooooo kez from infinity train

Help them

So, I was reading this post by @modordracena about DP AUs where ghosts get swapped out for some other kind of monster. Absently, not intending on creating anything, I started thinking about Danny as different fantasy creatures – and, somehow, my brain got stuck on centaurs.

Which, not the worst idea, right?

[Image description: A greyscale drawing of Danny Fenton as a rearing centaur, grinning and pumping a fist victoriously. The fur of the horse half is black, with a white sock on each leg. The background reads, in large letters, "Half human, half horse." End image description.]

But then I started thinking... The halves are there, all the time, connected. Unlike with for example werewolves, there is no transformation happening. Danny is stuck with the horse half.

How does he hide it.

I ended up creating something after all:

post trick or treating activity

Personally I like to ignore the fact that Danny has ice powers. That child is already too damn OP even before that.

my attitude is more like

Re watched Trollhunters and it still fire

Beastie