life really is about being 13 and ridiculously into percy jackson books. after that whatever idk

me, watching a mobile game ad: you fool. you shit idiot. i would never let the goldfish fall into molten lava.

due to personal reasons, i will be singing a whole 2 hour musical by myself

iconic

water. *sound of bottles hitting the desk* hey teens do you waah…freshy? water. water. ng…teens, i love an nice col- okay. hey teens, who stYEAHHHH WATERRRR!!! *griffins feet shuffling as he dabs silently*

*To the tune of “We Built this City*: I PET THIS KITTY

U ever juss…wanna hide ur face in someone’s neck and …. Sleep

SEE 👏THE 👏LINE 👏WHERE 👏THE 👏SKY 👏MEETS 👏THE 👏SEA👏IT 👏CALLS👏ME 👏AND 👏 NO 👏ONE 👏KNOWS 👏 HOW 👏FAR 👏IT 👏GOES

Yeah, can I get a fuckin’ uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

99 piece chikkins

i always draw the 9am hair lmao

anonymously send me a

brick to the face

i’m in a long distance relationship with the stars

no monet, nowhere to gogh.

*blows kiss in the general direction of bookcase* for jean prouvaire

This guy’s vines are brilliant

this man’s content was made for tumblr and its BEAUTIFUL