just ok!

You don't need a "WIFE". What you NEED is a beautiful priestess of the old religion to lead you down a dark path.

I love how Flint constantly oscillates between blood-spattered snarl and tear filled doe-eyes, it’s so him. Toby Stephens is really fucking great.

a)

and b)

i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

Der lästige Kavalier (The Annoying Gentleman), by Berthold Woltze, 1874.

HAPPY PENTIMENT DAY…… 2!

You can imagine Gideon Nav in any shitty grunt job you've ever had, for free. Flipping burgers with you at Wendy's. Shoveling dogshit at the dog boarding place. Digging ditches on trail crew. She's right there beside you. Like Jesus

Children playing in the Niben Valley

(Clothes are very loosely based off of byzantine and minoan fashion)

openly stealing this from reddit because im losing it

when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there

Are you a "I know their allergies, favorite holidays, favorite songs, birthday, etc. No none of this is in what said OC is in nor is it relevant to know" OC creator, or are you a "Yeah I mean... They probably have a birthday maybe idk..." OC creator ? Or a mix of both ?

Timothy Dalton as James Bond in The Living Daylights (1987)

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”

Not to mention the plot tropes.

“I don’t think the Highschool AU is going to come in too strong this year. Fandoms a touch jaded for that. But the hurt/comfort is growin’ thick as weeds and twice as fast. It’ll be a good harvest, fer sure.”

@cynaram

“I hear over at [neighbouring fandom] they’re putting the top field into fix-it fics.”

“Yes, ‘twould be.  They had a hard season last year, a right hard season.” 

“You think I ought to plant a little Sailor Moon Wild West AU? Don’t know if anything would come of it. Might not make it to harvest.”

“Won’t know until you plant it, will you?”

“Ah, a heritage crop.”

The shipping forecast.

The Fandom Almanac

“I think I’m going to sow some rarepairs this season. Don’t know what the market for ‘em will be, but I can eat ‘em if nobody else wants to.”

new favorite YouTube comment just dropped

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament