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ON VA VOIR, B*TCH!

@ohsweetcrepes / ohsweetcrepes.tumblr.com

This is a tumblr mostly for Ningen_Demonai (you can call me Nin) to follow others. Note: There'll be a lot of reblogged stuff I currently like (with copious amounts of tags). There will be very little seriousness up in here. Have fun!
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Scott pilgrim is so funny because apparently when scott kills someone they just respawn back in their hometown. Imagine waking up on your moms couch and having to explain to your sweet mother that some canadian twink fucking decked you over a girl and it killed you

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aethersea

yeah I’ve also been going around assuming scott pilgrim killed seven people and everyone was just like.....cool with it

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Frankenstein’s Monster literally got the exact opposite of what I like to call “The Fandom treatment.” Instead of having a horrifying and/or not-normally attractive and inhuman creature being turned into a beautiful and/or sexy human by fans, a considerably attractive and goth prince who was pretty much MADE of human has been turned into a slobbering, grotesque, and ugly monster by the media 

to give you visual aid to what i mean, here is what he is usually depicted as by the media:

and this is what he is actually meant to look like as described in the book:

“His limbs were in proportion, and I had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful! Great God! His yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and arteries beneath; his hair was of a lustrous black, and flowing; his teeth of a pearly whiteness; but these luxuriances only formed a more horrid contrast with his watery eyes, that seemed almost of the same colour as the dun-white sockets in which they were set, his shrivelled complexion and straight black lips.” (5.2)

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rannulfr

Reblogging to add that the second image is from the 2004 Hallmark production.

It won an Emmy, has an 89% approval rating on Amazon, and is to date the singular most faithful adaptation of the book ever made.

It was finally released on Blu-Ray a few years ago due to fans rallying and you can also watch it on starz or pick up the old DVD for a few bucks online.

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kingkrem
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Wow wtf HIV/AIDS was discovered by Flossie Wong-Staal, an Chinese-American woman, and she’s the reason the HIV test even exists. AND THEN she invented the molecular knife that lead to treatments for HIV/AIDS. And she’s STILL ALIVE. We don’t hear about the contributions of Women of Color enough, my word. Madness.

Wait, what?

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So Captain Underpants explores the friendship between a gay boy and a black bisexual boy and y’all wanna say Beauty and the Beast was the pinnacle of gay representation in children’s films huh

Captain Underpants comes out on Pride Month. Coincidence? I think the fuck NOT.

Excuse but Harold and George aint gay.

You miss the book where Harold has a husband?

Fanfiction aint canon

It’s in the official books written by the actual author, so it is canon. Pilkey wrote it, so it’s canon. 

I refuse to believe he willingly inserted a political agenda into a popular, established children series

Oh look, stuff from the book! The actual canon book. 

Look at Harold with his husband and kids. Very small but super poignant. 

LOL @ ‘wouldn’t put political agendas in children’s books’. 

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yaoi-blcd

Mosspaca Advertising Department’ by @坛九 and @old先, translated by Yaoi-blcd. *any ads removed to avoid conflicts of interest, profit or gain. *untranslated or originally not tagged under MAD by authors. our numbering system’s only for the strips we translated.

Previously 1/ /2/ /3/ /4/ /5/ /6/ /7/ /8/ /9/ /10/ /11/ /12/ /13/ /14/ /15/ /16/ /17/ /18/  /19/ /20/ /21/ /22/ /23/ /24/ /25/ /26/ /27*/ /28/ /29/ /30*/ /31/ /32/ /33/ /34/ /35/ /36*/ /37*/ /38/ /39*/ /40*/ /41*/ /42/ /43/ /44/ /45/ /46/ /47/ /48/ /49/ /50/ /51/ /52/ /53/ /next/

Source: yaoi-blcd
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Deane Berg’s doctor called her in the day after Christmas, 2006, to give her the crushing news. She’d had her ovaries removed, the pathology results were back, and they could not have been much worse.  Berg had stage III ovarian cancer, and her prognosis was poor. Despite her 25 years as a physician’s assistant, Berg, then 49, knew next to nothing about ovarian cancer. Grappling with the “why me?” question, she studied the risk factors, finding just one that could apply: regular use of talcum powder for downstairs hygiene.
Scientific research ties talc powder to ovarian cancer. Now Johnson & Johnson is facing a slew of lawsuits
Signal boost. My mom warned me about this when I was growing up, but I don’t see it mentioned often. Use cornstarch instead of talc, if you use anything.
Welp, that’s terrifying.
oh shit tho
Omg i do this every day holy fucking shit
This applies to trans men and their packers as well.  If you don’t want it getting all sticky use cornflour/starch, never talc.  It’s cheaper here too.  There’s no reason not to look after yourself.
yo this makes so much sense??? My mom used baby powder like all the time and her ovaries got so messed up and swollen that she had to have an entire hysterectomy
Important information. At the risk of sounding incredibly naive… why do people put baby powder down there for, anyway?

to keep from chafing.

Source: salon.com
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Impressive Ceramic Sculptures by Christopher David White Look Like Wood

Sculptor Christopher David White creates impressive ceramic sculptures, which resemble the characteristic of wood through a trompe l’oeil style. By deceptively molding wood’s flaws, such as its knots and veins, White aims to capture the perpetual transformation of nature and the cycle of growth and decay. By exploring the beauty of wood, he depicts the impermanence of nature and its relationship with humanity. Since White successfully replicated his subject’s texture, colors and shape, the concept of illusion exposes the juxtaposition between artifice and nature in art. 

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