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"Only too glad. Carry on, Jeeves."

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If I were afield in a gossipy small town on a secret mission to help my uncle-by-marriage pull off a bit of insider trading, I should probably try to come up with a better cover story than “I rented a cozy cottage in the idyllic countryside because my live-in manservant wanted to go fishing,” so as not to raise questions I wouldn’t like to answer

Bertie is really lucky that everybody he’s ever met save one is so self-absorbed and stupid

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hattersarts

sorry, sorry, sorry, the tv show jeeves & wooster ends in bertie getting engaged to two women by accident (he asked neither) being forced into a wedding day due to manners, jeeves then rescues him via a "does anyone know why these two should not marry" themes scene in the church. also included wistfully looking out the window on the day of the wedding waiting for jeeves to return with the evidence needed to cancel the wedding and bertie having a look of absolute joy as he's standing by the alter and jeeves enters the church door to decalres he doesnt have to go ahead with the wedding. hello???????????????

also haunted by images of the midnight strolls in the gardens that are very popular in fics

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"Jeeves! Dash it all, have you seen my vape?"

"I have disposed of it, sir."

"Disposed of it?"

"Yes, sir. The practice did not become you. Might I suggest instead carrying this antique cigarette case embellished with Spanish Damascene."

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prokopetz

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

Me, disentangling my cat’s claw from the blankets for the third time:

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