Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

Well first of all there's this guy

Nothing wrong with me

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

Wyrms come in a lot of different flavors in Abattoir land, so we're starting with the Sweep variety! More info found BELOW!

oh! also a vague size ref for the fellas. human is 6ft tall for reference

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

“what’s posted on the internet stays there forever” is true for everything except that one piece of fanart you saw when you were 10 that changed the trajectory of your life forever. you will never find that again it is gone forever

Lichen growing on only the black paint of a speed limit sign.

I've been hard at work in my laboratory creating a flawless yonic companion phrase to hit internet classic "suck me good and hard through my jorts", but sadly my sick and yucky word baby, "eat me wet and sloppy through my corduroys" had to be euthanized after performing poorly with test audiences and biting several of my research assistants.

Storm at Saturn's north pole

Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/SSI/CICLOPS/Kevin M. Gill

many originals from my art show are still available for sale! I also can be commissioned for similar pieces