Oh No! Lit Class

nothing has made me feel like an ancient grumpy crone more than the “using chatgpt for school is fine actually” sentiment among youths

if you use chatgpt to write your english assignments that is bad. you should not do that

this has been accelerated by watching my roommate who teaches freshmen composition slowly become ben_affleck_smoking.jpg as he has to fail multiple students every semester for using chatgpt

like. this is bad and this person should feel bad lol this completely misses the point of writing assignments. the point is the production, not the end product

critical thinking is a genuinely important life skill, whether or not you pursue higher education. fascism relies on anti-intellectualism!

AND IT’S TERRIBLE FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. what are we doing here

Your ability to think for yourself is one of the most valuable powers you have, and one of the only things no one can take away from you.

Do not give it away willingly.

a friend was talking about a book we hate and was like "it’s a book that’s very popular with queer people who haven’t yet realized there’s a thriving ecosystem of queer books that had editors" many such cases unfortunately

“my child is fine” your child bought a $30 microphone and is making a fiction podcast

The kids are alright.

What's a good starer mic, by the way? You know, speaking as a child who is fine

Much of The Night Post was recorded on a Sudotack ST-810, and I’m happy with its performance at the low price point. Just as important as your mic is your recording space - make sure you’re surrounded by soft surfaces to dampen reverb!

Best of luck from one totally fine child to another!

being deconstructed probably feels good as fuck for a genre

what the fuck are evil boops and why am I getting them

oh Jesus Christ there are so many

what the fuck are evil boops and why am I getting them

oh Jesus Christ there are so many

snoopy of the day

excuse me waiter, are there sexual themes in the caesar salad

when the blind man shows frankenstein’s creature the pleasures of life he shows him cigarette and music. notice how he doesn’t show him linkedin and email

Figured y’all would appreciate this one: today’s new episode explores, among other things, amazon’s supply of truly horrible historical and/or literary finger puppets, which I recommend anyone who needs a laugh explore at their leisure, including: 

Moby Dick that’s seen some shit

Super stoned Charlie Chaplin

Georgia O’Keefe as the mayor from Thomas the Tank Engine

Keith Haring but make it Griffin McElroy

“Pavlov’s Dog” 

YOULL NEVER GUESS WHO I SAW AT THE AMERICAN WRITERS MUSEUM

HIM

quoth the raven "I forgor 💀"

Speaking of geoguessr, here's the funniest things I ever saw ingame

(source)

god youre so true rn

the worst thing about house of leaves is how Stupid I look reading it in public lmao. yes I know I’m holding the book upside down and turning it in circles