Jesster

Fuck you [un-cants your angle]

@ricky-mortis Ricky look what i made for you.

A lot of people talk about women’s empowerment who clearly don’t know what it means, and it’s getting really annoying tbh, so i came on here to explain a little. “Women’s empowerment” as the name suggests, is about giving women powers. It’s about striking them with lightning, dunking them in the green goo. Women’s empowerment is about getting them bitten. By the creature. And infected. Studies show fewer than 1 in 5 women have dark black ichor flowing through their veins and leaking out their eyes, EVEN FEWER have other fun colors of ichor, like blue and orange. Not enough is being said about this, and we, as men, and other non-women, are simply not building enough contraptions and inators to facilitate change. By “change” of course I mean The Change where her claws grow long and sharp and she howls a deep, haunting sound that brings the forest to a dead silence. I don’t know how to spell this out for you guys ANY more clearly but please just try and do your part, which for many of you, is pulling that big ominous lever.

When responding to anything I say or post, don’t forget, that I am silly. It’s the answer to all your questions, for example:

“Why did he say that?” I’m silly

“What is wrong with him?” I’m silly

“Who gives a shit” uh I do cause I’m so silly

“…what?” Silly as charged

LSOH reference

Im such a strange little silly kind of a little weirdo sort of a thing who is kind of a, kind of a, sort of, kind of uh a umh, I think I need medical attention