Shoutout to Ethan (he/she/they), Lex (they/them) and Hannah (they/she) for being Hatchetfield’s first fully nonbinary family
Angela Giarratana really out here delivering lines like
"Happy birthday, Hannah. I'm sorry it's so shitty. I love you. I keep letting you down."
and
"Homecoming is just an excuse for kids to dry-hump in the gym. I run laps in that gym, and I don't want to slip on any wayward spunk"
and I lowkey forget it's the same person sometimes
You know what, I think I'm completely incapable of thinking of Lex and Grace as played by the same actor. It's called RANGE baby and Angela Giarratana HAS IT
cw: blood
Back to my roots with the lovely Lex Foster (and Ethan, technically)
i'm also counting this as my first gary goldstein (god bless his soul) fanart because i didn't draw those horrible shoes for nothing
just for funsies i'll throw the sketch in here too because there are parts that i like more and i'm too indecisive so have them both
Who are your favorite Hatchetfield characters?
Also, do you have any strange or unconventional Hatchetfield headcanons?
Yo!! Tysm for the ask! The most concise list I can give for my favorite characters is probably: T’noy Karaxis, Ethan Green, Lex Foster, Duke Keane, and Ms Holloway. They are my blorbos and they are completely ruining my life /pos
Ooh hell yeah, headcanons! Well, I made a couple jokes implying this, but I genuinely headcanon at least half of all Hatchetfieldians to be transgender, especially the aforementioned blorbos (minus Tinky cause I’m not sure he even has a gender…or a sex). I think that’s gotta be my most unconventional one, or at least the most self-indulgent
Genderqueer Hannah is real. To me.