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I have a problem? You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things. You scare people. rachel.nineteen.rome.
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I can’t remember who said it, but a soul and a heaven must exist because good people aren’t rewarded enough on Earth. I always liked that idea, if that makes sense.
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Okay, you want the truth? I’ll tell you everything. When I was thirteen years old, I once made love to myself behind a post office. When I was nine years old, I fed cereal flakes to a frog and it died. When I was ten, I once walked by my mother sleeping, and I snuck in the room and I put a lemon in her mouth. When I was eleven, I once tried on my girl cousin’s wool tights, and I didn’t hate the way it felt! My sixteenth year, I never got an erection. I thought they were done. I thought my penis was dead… it wasn’t.
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I  totally am more comfortable now. I try not to have a celebrity skin, which is why I think I run into problems. So many people say ‘Why don’t you just play the part?’ I do, I really try to do that. I guess I should get a face transplant or something. I really love what I do, I really love everybody that I’ve ever worked with, I’ve gotten really lucky. I’m very appreciative, so that always kills me.

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