When medication says "do not operate heavy machinery" they're probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

don’t call ppl by their hair colors in fanfiction it looks bad scoob 

The Bluenette

i’m getting my gun

the greenettes will remember this and the pinkettes will come for blood

as content creators on tumblr dot com I say we start promoting our stuff like obnoxious youtubers

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put this in the MOMA

a collection of tweets, part 19

(the series)

"Tiddies..... tidd-ees."

Via Shane Madej’s Twitter on May 18, 2019

*drops a smoke bomb but when the smoke clears you can still see me running away in the distance*

6:30 is the best time on a clock

Hands down.

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

Only year we can reblog this-

me, tentatively, afraid to get my hopes up

Harry Potter low cost version

by Studio 188

Gosh the amount of DETAIL they put into this