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A while ago I was inspired by this post

If you have played Stardew Valley, you know that all the chickens lay eggs that match their colours (except the blue fancy one, that lays white ones iirc), so white chickens lay white eggs, brown chickens, brown eggs and Void chickens (which are black with red details) lay black eggs with red spots. So when I saw the post I linked above, I thought it would be kinda nice to have a galaxy chicken that would lay eggs like the ones in the picture. And it wouldn't be super rare to have a special chicken with a galaxy theme as there are other galaxy-themed items in the game

What do you think?

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Hello! I would love to see the rare pair GuntherxJemma Guntherswife (of SV) in 3, 5, 6, or any pose that sparks joy!!! ❤

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Okay... I LOLed. I have given you too much power.

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I regret nothing. 😆

I've only heard of Jemma Guntherswife and I'm SO HAPPY to finally meet her! Love her space boots; she must be a tough cookie to make it that far in the mines. I bet she brings all kinds of treasures back for her main squeeze. I imagine Gunther displaying her finds in the museum with a little extra care. ❤

(Love the addition of the chicken statue 😆 🐔)

Thank you so much for humoring me! I love this, and I'm so glad it made you laugh!

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Rogue Acres Farm - Chapter Thirteen

Sorry not sorry about the cliffhanger in the last chapter! Thank you for your patience! I’ve updated with chapter 13, featuring an adorable doodle by @theartofshy:

Rogue Acres Farm

Rated: T; no archive warnings apply

Pairing: KakaZabu

Summary:  "Kakashi closed his eyes in concentration and when he reopened them, his Sharingan eye spun wildly. He uttered, 'Kamui,' and in the next instant, Zabuza felt himself pulled and twisted, caught in an invisible, swirling force. As suddenly as it had come, it stopped, leaving Zabuza sprawled on his back on the ground. 'What the hell was that,' he rasped. Kakashi ignored him, panting from the exertion of casting such a complex jutsu as his eyes searched their new surroundings. They had landed on the porch of an unlit house, with acres of unkempt fields as far as he could see. The night air smelled sweeter and Kakashi pulled his mask down to breathe it in unfiltered. 'It worked,' he whispered in astonishment, 'we’re here.' 'Where, exactly?' Zabuza gingerly got to his feet. 'Stardew Valley,' Kakashi smiled."

Read: AO3

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Rogue Acres Farm - Chapter Twelve

Farmer! Kakashi has a big adventure in this chapter, and I hope that you enjoy reading it!

Rogue Acres Farm

Rated: T; no archive warnings apply

Pairing: KakaZabu

Summary:  "Kakashi closed his eyes in concentration and when he reopened them, his Sharingan eye spun wildly. He uttered, 'Kamui,' and in the next instant, Zabuza felt himself pulled and twisted, caught in an invisible, swirling force. As suddenly as it had come, it stopped, leaving Zabuza sprawled on his back on the ground. 'What the hell was that,' he rasped. Kakashi ignored him, panting from the exertion of casting such a complex jutsu as his eyes searched their new surroundings. They had landed on the porch of an unlit house, with acres of unkempt fields as far as he could see. The night air smelled sweeter and Kakashi pulled his mask down to breathe it in unfiltered. 'It worked,' he whispered in astonishment, 'we’re here.' 'Where, exactly?' Zabuza gingerly got to his feet. 'Stardew Valley,' Kakashi smiled."

Read: AO3

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Rogue Acres Farm - Chapter Eleven

Guess what? This is one of my NaNo 2020 writing projects, so I hope that y’all can get used to more frequent updates on Ninja Famers crack!

Rogue Acres Farm

Rated: T; no archive warnings apply

Pairing: KakaZabu

Summary: "Kakashi closed his eyes in concentration and when he reopened them, his Sharingan eye spun wildly. He uttered, 'Kamui,' and in the next instant, Zabuza felt himself pulled and twisted, caught in an invisible, swirling force. As suddenly as it had come, it stopped, leaving Zabuza sprawled on his back on the ground. 'What the hell was that,' he rasped. Kakashi ignored him, panting from the exertion of casting such a complex jutsu as his eyes searched their new surroundings. They had landed on the porch of an unlit house, with acres of unkempt fields as far as he could see. The night air smelled sweeter and Kakashi pulled his mask down to breathe it in unfiltered. 'It worked,' he whispered in astonishment, 'we’re here.' 'Where, exactly?' Zabuza gingerly got to his feet. 'Stardew Valley,' Kakashi smiled."

Read: AO3

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Rogue Acres Farm - Chapter Ten

There’s ten whole chapters of Stardew Valley ninja crossover crack! And it’s still going....

Rogue Acres Farm

Rated: T; no archive warnings apply

Pairing: KakaZabu

Summary: "Kakashi closed his eyes in concentration and when he reopened them, his Sharingan eye spun wildly. He uttered, 'Kamui,' and in the next instant, Zabuza felt himself pulled and twisted, caught in an invisible, swirling force.

As suddenly as it had come, it stopped, leaving Zabuza sprawled on his back on the ground. 'What the hell was that,' he rasped.

Kakashi ignored him, panting from the exertion of casting such a complex jutsu as his eyes searched their new surroundings. They had landed on the porch of an unlit house, with acres of unkempt fields as far as he could see.

The night air smelled sweeter and Kakashi pulled his mask down to breathe it in unfiltered. 'It worked,' he whispered in astonishment, 'we’re here.'

'Where, exactly?' Zabuza gingerly got to his feet.

'Stardew Valley,' Kakashi smiled."

Read: AO3

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Rogue Acres Farm - Chapter Nine

I’ve updated my most self-indulgent fic of 2020! Thanks for waiting, and I hope that you enjoy it!

This chapter features custom doll art by @shy-daredevil. Thank you, Shy!

Rogue Acres Farm

Rated: T; no archive warnings apply

Pairing: KakaZabu

Summary: "Kakashi closed his eyes in concentration and when he reopened them, his Sharingan eye spun wildly. He uttered, ‘Kamui,’ and in the next instant, Zabuza felt himself pulled and twisted, caught in an invisible, swirling force.

As suddenly as it had come, it stopped, leaving Zabuza sprawled on his back on the ground. 'What the hell was that,’ he rasped.

Kakashi ignored him, panting from the exertion of casting such a complex jutsu as his eyes searched their new surroundings. They had landed on the porch of an unlit house, with acres of unkempt fields as far as he could see.

The night air smelled sweeter and Kakashi pulled his mask down to breathe it in unfiltered. 'It worked,’ he whispered in astonishment, 'we’re here.’

'Where, exactly?’ Zabuza gingerly got to his feet.

'Stardew Valley,’ Kakashi smiled.“

Read: AO3

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Rogue Acres Farm - Chapter Nine

I’ve updated my most self-indulgent fic of 2020! Thanks for waiting, and I hope that you enjoy it!

This chapter features custom doll art by @shy-daredevil. Thank you, Shy!

Rogue Acres Farm

Rated: T; no archive warnings apply

Pairing: KakaZabu

Summary: "Kakashi closed his eyes in concentration and when he reopened them, his Sharingan eye spun wildly. He uttered, 'Kamui,' and in the next instant, Zabuza felt himself pulled and twisted, caught in an invisible, swirling force.

As suddenly as it had come, it stopped, leaving Zabuza sprawled on his back on the ground. 'What the hell was that,' he rasped.

Kakashi ignored him, panting from the exertion of casting such a complex jutsu as his eyes searched their new surroundings. They had landed on the porch of an unlit house, with acres of unkempt fields as far as he could see.

The night air smelled sweeter and Kakashi pulled his mask down to breathe it in unfiltered. 'It worked,' he whispered in astonishment, 'we’re here.'

'Where, exactly?' Zabuza gingerly got to his feet.

'Stardew Valley,' Kakashi smiled."

Read: AO3

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Unlike Farmer! Kakashi, the Demon of the Grist realized early on that these two ninja dorks needed all the friends they could get in Rogue Acres Farm.

When Zabuza isn't in the mines of Stardew Valley, he's meeting and mingling with the townsfolk at the Stardrop Saloon.

Another favorite haunt is the Adventurer's Guild where he doesn't even try to hide his sword envy from Marlon and Gil.

However, the good people of Pelican Town are not so easily won over.

So, Zabuza has put in the effort to make friends and influence people by picking up odd jobs and odd gifts for them. (But he doesn't know them well enough to go in their rooms yet so he kinda feels like a creeper.)

And it's starting to pay off!

While spring warms to summer, the community is warming up to him.❤

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Chapters: 9/? Fandom: Naruto, Stardew Valley (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Momochi Zabuza Characters: Toriichi Kumade, Pam (Stardew Valley), Evelyn (Stardew Valley), Gus (Stardew Valley), Hatake Kakashi, Momochi Zabuza, Shane (Stardew Valley), George (Stardew Valley), Abigail (Stardew Valley), Wizard | M. Rasmodius, Junimo(s) (Stardew Valley), Lewis (Stardew Valley) Additional Tags: Crack, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Humor, Ridiculous, Of All the Au's I Chose This One, Rogue!Kakashi, Farmer Hatake, Zabuza Just Wants To Go To An Island Paradise, that's not what happens, New Uses For Kamui, The Sharingan Is Magical, have i mentioned this is a crack fic

Updated my fic with Chapter 8!!!

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Rogue Acres Farm - Chapter 8

In between huge events, but! I’ve managed to update my ongoing crack-crossover!

Rogue Acres Farm

Rated: T; no archive warnings apply

Pairing: KakaZabu

Summary: "Kakashi closed his eyes in concentration and when he reopened them, his Sharingan eye spun wildly. He uttered, 'Kamui,' and in the next instant, Zabuza felt himself pulled and twisted, caught in an invisible, swirling force.

As suddenly as it had come, it stopped, leaving Zabuza sprawled on his back on the ground. 'What the hell was that,' he rasped.

Kakashi ignored him, panting from the exertion of casting such a complex jutsu as his eyes searched their new surroundings. They had landed on the porch of an unlit house, with acres of unkempt fields as far as he could see.The night air smelled sweeter and Kakashi pulled his mask down to breathe it in unfiltered. 'It worked,' he whispered in astonishment, 'we’re here.'

'Where, exactly?' Zabuza gingerly got to his feet.

'Stardew Valley,' Kakashi smiled."

Read: AO3

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