Forget it

evil pop punk....i LOVE my hometown

country

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

What are the extra two?

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

SHUT UUUPPPPP YEEEEEESWSSSSSSSSSSS

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

tv writers everywhere: *kills off fan fave for shock value*

me: oh wow. how groundbreaking. so innovative. truly amazing. I’ve never seen this before. what a masterpiece. bless.

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

“WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG”

clexar:

the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth

where’d you hear that

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue

Pun of the year. (via bbfan23)

Did you know some people stop being tired? Like, they enjoy a cup of coffee and then go on with their day, feeling awake and functional? They don’t feel exhausted all day long? Like that’s so weird, what’s up with that.

source?

can you believe people sit down and, they sit down and they turn on country music…..and they listen to it and they have a good time. 

can u believe that some people actually have different music tastes then you?

i know it’s you tim mcgraw