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Shameless Logan Stan™ | 22 | I thrive on dad jokes sue me | Bard Energy in session And in real life | Logan? A mood, pass it on | This is my first tumblr account and I am: afraid | I saw one (1) Sanders Sides video in 2018 and here I am now | Also expect dnd related stuff and weird stories because in this house not one player is capable of being chill
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I want to draw it but it would definitely take time that I don’t have, and won’t have for a while, so I’ll just throw my driving headcanons here so that I don’t forget them :

  • Virgil will sit at the wheel and have an existential crisis about the dangers of driving. It’s been half an hour and everyone is getting late. Give him another ten minutes to admit it might be better to let Logan drive.
  • Logan actually starts the car after checking absolutely everything to make sure all is in order. That’s another fifteen minutes lost, and he will abide by the rules while also telling everyone not to open the windows. It’s frustrating. It really is.
  • Patton drives pretty well, but also pretty slow. Very slow. Often takes his eyes off the road to look at the others sitting at the back, giving Virgil a heart attack. Waits for the hedgehogs and every small animal to have crossed before starting again. 
  • Roman loves to take dramatic turns, and keeps having speed contests with cars that overtake his (is this the right word, I don’t know). Also takes his eyes off the road when he crosses someone way too hot for their own good. Blasts Disney songs. All in all, it’s pretty nauseating. Send help.
  • Why would anyone let Remus drive. What are even speed limits. What are roads. What are left and right lanes. He’s driving with his hands in the air or his eyes closed, or both. Everyone is yelling that they’re going to die, and frankly the fact that he keeps commenting how fun it would be to run straight towards that cliff doens’t help. He’ll stop right before taking a dive, but still, who gave him the keys. At this point no one cares about being late anymore.
  • Janus is much calmer, and not too slow, but taking orders from road signs is somehow insulting. Stop and no transit signs are apparently just indications to shortcuts to him. He’ll shout for everyone to shut up so he can focus on the road Virgil is once again having a heart-attack. So are Logan and Patton. Chances are he’ll just get them lost, but he won’t admit it. 
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"If Janus had told him to jump off a cliff, he'd probably have. Then again, Remus might have jumped off a cliff just for fun -but he'd have worn a clean shirt and a tie for him, and that had to mean something. Not that Janus would have asked. Maybe that was the reason Remus wouldn't have argued against it. He never tried to change him, not even a little."

And I'm done ! In case anyone asks where Remus' mustache is, I repeat, they're 13, and even his great willpower hasn't granted him facial hair yet. Janus has a lot of birthmarks, Remus has a black eye, they're matching.

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Anonymous asked:

Art-Anon-Ask-Stalker here,

heeey. I love your arts and I'm known by a few artists around as the one who drops random ideas without pressure! Which means you can totally ignore it, twist any ideas or do totally nothing at all.

soooooooo here comes my idea drop:

• Bathroom rituals.

Hey, Art-Anon-Ask-Stalker ! I'm really glad I have been blessed by this request ! I got inspired, so here it is :

Remus : Eating deodorant

Patton : Leaving little hearts on the mirror

Janus : Erasing the little hearts on the mirror

Logan : Put the half-eaten deodorant in the trashbin

Virgil :

Roman : bath bombs

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I really like your stile!! 💞

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zai-doodles

I SPENT LIKE 5 HOURS ON THIS PLZ VALIDATE ME FORMATING IS HARD

anywayyy me still trying to figure out clip studio paint and taking twice as long to do anything bc new tools go burrrrr

ANYWAY anyway this is a dtiys for the lovely @ libertylinesart on insta! their drawing reminded me so much of a magazine cover so i tried

also i blame me trying to learn a new program for y i missed so many details oops

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de-vile

THIS NEEDS WAY MORE NOTES

YO I LOVE THIS

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