Y/N: And, if I run and leap at Otto, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Y/N, dashing towards Otto: Coming in!
Otto: No, I’m holding coffee!
Otto: *catches Y/N, dropping his coffee*
Coffee: *shatters on the floor and gets everywhere*
Otto: Me and Y/N are having a hard time at home
Peter: You two just need to bone
Otto: What did you say?
Random Henchman: *whispering* Don’t say it again
Peter: I said you need to bone
Otto: How… dare you, Parker.
Otto: *yelling* I am the most dangerous man in the city!
*five minutes later*
Otto: Bone?!?
*ten minutes later*
Otto: Whatever happens in my bedroom is none of your business.
*twenty minutes later*
Otto: BONE?!?!
*forty minutes later*
Otto: Don’t ever speak to me like that again.
Otto: Good work today, Parker
Peter: Thanks, dad
*everyone turns to look at him*
Peter: Why is everyone staring at me
Y/N: You just called Otto dad. You said ‘Thanks dad’
Peter: No I said ‘Thanks man’
Otto: Do you see me as a father figure, Peter?
Peter: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, cuz you’re always bothering me.
Y/N: Hey, show your father some respect.