Otto: Y/N, what do ‘IDK’, ‘ILY’ and ‘TTYL’ mean?
Y/N: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later
Otto: Okay, I love you too. I’ll just ask Peter
Otto: The moon is beautiful tonight.
Y/N: It really is.
Peter: …
Peter: Should we tell them it’s just a tortilla I threw at the window?
MJ: Don’t you dare!
My Fic Masterlist:
(Marked Red is NSFT)
Main Fic: Little Mouse
Chapter 1: Hatred at First Sight
Chapter 2: Hi, I’m Peter Parker
Chapter 3: Now You Fucked Up
Chapter 4: An Interruption
Chapter 5: Cross
Chapter 6: Pizza Time
Chapter 7: Caught by Surprise
Chapter 8: A Coincidence
Chapter 9: Payback
Chapter 10: Finally
Chapter 11: Happily Ever After
Chapter 13: Eggs
Chapter 14: New Beginnings
Chapter 15: Double Date
Chapter 16: We Meet Again
Chapter 18: Jealous
Other fics:
Run
Oneshot Collection (ch 1, 2, 3, 4)
*Otto calls you when he’s with Peter*
Otto: You’re on speaker, behave.
Y/N: Or what, you’ll spank me?
Otto: …
Peter: …
Y/N: …
Otto: Me and Y/N are having a hard time at home
Peter: You two just need to bone
Otto: What did you say?
Random Henchman: *whispering* Don’t say it again
Peter: I said you need to bone
Otto: How… dare you, Parker.
Otto: *yelling* I am the most dangerous man in the city!
*five minutes later*
Otto: Bone?!?
*ten minutes later*
Otto: Whatever happens in my bedroom is none of your business.
*twenty minutes later*
Otto: BONE?!?!
*forty minutes later*
Otto: Don’t ever speak to me like that again.
Otto: Good work today, Parker
Peter: Thanks, dad
*everyone turns to look at him*
Peter: Why is everyone staring at me
Y/N: You just called Otto dad. You said ‘Thanks dad’
Peter: No I said ‘Thanks man’
Otto: Do you see me as a father figure, Peter?
Peter: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, cuz you’re always bothering me.
Y/N: Hey, show your father some respect.