Goalies

Simmons didn’t even let him kill it

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drops pen tablet and crawls to bed finally finished this……yes…the spanish is google translated…. ETA: about lopez’s helmet

[The Twins] [Thief and Recovery] [Mercenaries] [The Meta] [CT and Number One] [479] [The informant and The Hunter] [The Soldier] [Sis] [Kimball]  [Church, Caboose, Tucker] [Simmons, Donut, and Grif]

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Friendly reminder that when Donut got the sticky on his head, Grif’s instinct was to go straight to Sarge and insist- very vehemently- that they prioritize getting him medical attention immediately.

Friendly reminder that when Grif got run over by the tank, Donut went straight to Sarge and Sarge performed a successful double-surgery to transfer Simmons’ body parts to Grif while also converting Simmons into a cyborg. This means that: Donut immediately went for help, Sarge immediately went into action, and Simmons gave up his organs when one of their team was injured.

Friendly reminder that the collective reaction to Donut getting crushed by Kai’s pelican was genuine mourning over their loss.

Friendly reminder that when Wash shot Donut and Donut “died”, Simmons was actually really upset and even yelled at Wash over it, despite being fucking terrified and for damn good reason.

Friendly reminder that when Sarge attacked the Meta head on, with just his shotgun, Grif sounded genuinely distressed over the danger he’d just put himself in.

Friendly reminder that despite all their bickering and vitriol, Red Team is a family that loves each other and takes care of each other and don’t want to see each other actually hurt.

Although I’m a diehard blue, this made me smile.

The Reds are essentially a family unit with Sarge as the father, Grif as the disappointing eldest child, Simmons as the ignored middle child, and Donut as the youngest child who can do no wrong.

[aggressively honks the S.S. Grimmons horn]

GET IN, THIS SHIP IS SAILING

Bofa

Officer Lemons knows the best time to visit Red Base is in the fall. As seen here, the Sarges have become a bright variety of autumn colors

Simmons 2.0 needs an upgraded cooling system

Imagine Wash barging in on Donut’s wine and cheese hour. He grabs a bottle, downs everything that remains in it, and leans on the table, catching his breath.  Calmly and deliberately he straightens, sets the bottle down.  He gathers up what is left of his dignity, gives the Reds a measured nod and turns to go.  Before he can even take a step, an explosion in the canyon shakes the base. Grif silently pushes his own wine glass across the table to Wash, who tilts it back, sets it down with more force than he had the bottle, then strides through the door, already screaming for Tucker.  Behind him, the Reds lift their glasses in a mock salute before falling out of their chairs laughing.

Grif calling Sarge Dad in a really sarcastic voice (“Thanks, Dad.”) and Sarge going along with it (“Anytime, son.”) and Simmons freaking out because he’s been trying to work up the nerve to call Sarge dad for years, literally years, and Grif just does it?

Donut picking up on the ‘calling Sarge dad’ thing and joining in because it’s so obvious, right? Sarge is their father figure! Sarge cheerily allowing this cause it’s Donut, right?

Simmons eventually mumbles a hesitant “dad.” instead of sir at one point. No one says anything. Sarge carries on like it’s not a thing. Simmons is more confident the next time. Soon all three of them are calling Sarge dad half the time. No one says anything. It’s not weird at all.

Also the red team is there!

A lot can change over the course of 11 seasons