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These break-dancing, crab-walking, voltron-looking motherfuckers, amirite?                                                                                                                                                 I'm Kirby, 30, nb, they/them. Feel free to make requests for photo edits, but know that I don't make any guarantee that they'll happen.
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6c617a

Hey guys just started watching rvb I really like the pale blue dude I hope nothing happens too him

Oh shit

Wait he’s ok again nvm

Oh shit

No he’s fine

Oh shit

He’s good now

Oh shit

Wow he’s indistructable

Oh shit

I don’t think he can die

Oh….. shit

Oh ok so he’s like kinda ok now

Oh shit…

#Red vs Blue#Church#Leonard Church
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synnesai
When their self proclaimed leader goes missing, the remaining Blue Team goes to Red Team’s base asking for their help. Agreeing, both Red and Blue team head towards The City to find Blue Team’s missing friend in hopes of finding some sort of clue of where he could be…

Sorry for big ass ugly watermark but i’m literally so tired of seeing my art reposted quite literally everywhere (instagram is the worst offender). 

[The Twins] [Thief and Recovery] [Mercenaries] [The Meta] [CT and Number One] [479] [The informant and The Hunter] [The Soldier] [Sis] [Kimball] [Sarge and Lopez] [Grey and Doc] [Simmons, Donut, and Grif]

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#RvB#Red vs Blue#Tucker#Caboose#Church#Leonard Church#Guns For Hire
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Idea: Suckington AU where Tucker is the reincarnation of King Arthur (what with the kickass sword only he could get), Sister the reincarnation of Guinevere and Wash of Lancelot. This time, they solve that pesky betrayal issue with threesomes.

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I APPROVE OF THIS GREATLY YES also I would like to contribute Felix as Mordred and Locus as Morgause, both desperately trying to kill off Arthur AKA Tucker a second time. May I also suggest Church as Merlin and Caboose as Galahad? Merlin yells a lot at Arthur for never listening to him and then disappears, and Galahad is renouned for being pure of heart but also a bit simple. Also Carolina as Gawain, since he’s one of the greatest knights of the round table and in the earlier tradition an even better fighter than Lancelot.

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professorsparklepants

ALSO like Donut and Doc as Bedivere and Sir Kay since both their roles in the myth cycles are basically to be domestic and never do anything.

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professorsparklepants

I just remembered that Lancelot’s original characterization was “needlessly killing people and them apologizing about it profusely” and I’m not sure whether I want to laugh or cry

#RvB#Red vs Blue#Tucker#Kaikaina#Wash#Washington#Suckington#Locus#Felix#Church#Leonard Church#Caboose#Carolina#Donut#Doc
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abitofafatass

Reds and Blues injury masterpost

Alright, I did say I was going to do a rewatch and get all the injuries down, so here goes.

I’ll also try and include the PSA injuries, but since those are only semi-canon you can count them or not. 

Red Team

Sarge

  • Sniper round to the head
  • Got pinned to Red Base by the remote control Warthog
  • Doc drove into him twice
  • Fell down in the Caves below Blood Gulch
  • knocked out with a railgun, suffers “bruised ribs and a broken hip”
  • PSAs
  • Burned alive in Fire Safety

Donut

  • Grenade to the face
  • tripped over the Spleen Ball
  • got his hand stuck in the warthog’s machinery
  • Sister’s ship landed on him and he fell down into the caves
  • nearly died of dehydration in the dessert
  • Shot in the chest by Washington and nearly bleeds out
  • Had a grenade explode behind him and knock him unconscious
  • PSAs
  • Had fingers blown off by fireworks

Simmons

  • “Ow, the back of my head!”
  • “Ow, the front of my face!”
  • Became a cyborg
  • Shot himself in the foot
  • PSAs
  • Burned alive in Fire Safety

Grif (who has a full page dedicated to his injuries, btw)

  • Run over by a tank
  • Shot by sniper round while hiding on the top of the canyon
  • Is shot at the beginning of all of Red Team’s emergency plans
  • nearly died because of an allergic reaction to cleaning solutions
  • was set on fire
  • Was blasted off the top of Valhalla
  • has had AT LEAST 9 (nine) punches and kicks from TEX directed at his groin
  • Got shot by Sarge while running drills
  • Imaginary
  • killed and his dead body used to gum up the giant windmill
  • PSAs
  • Got burned alive in Fire Safety
  • Grifball kills

Blue Team

Church

  • Was tortured and fragmented
  • Self-destructed in Washington’s head (Epsilon)
  • team killed via tank
  • had a bomb literally go off in his stomach
  • Improper use of the Man-Canon at Valhalla sent him skidding across the damn map
  • Was killed by an EMP (Alpha)
  • Shot in the foot by Tex (Epsilon)
  • Fragmented himself (Epsilon)
  • PSAs
  • Had a hole drilled into his ass by those NASA probes

Tucker

  • Crunchbite beat the hell out of him
  • An alien parasitic baby literally clawed himself out of his stomach
  • he was shot in the back by O’Malley or Church that one time in season two with a rocket launcher
  • rock landed on his head and laid him the fuck out
  • Stabbed in the gut by Felix

Caboose

  • Church shot his toe off
  • He had three AI in his head and then had them violently removed = brain damage
  • Massive blood loss when Junior bit his arm and drank his blood
  • Delta was torn from his head = MORE BRAIN DAMAGE
  • The time he stepped on a mine and got blown sky high
  • landing on the ground after being blasted sky high
  • PSAs
  • Got burned alive in Fire Safety
  • Jumped off the side of the canyon
  • had Asian Bird Flu
  • Fell from the sky after finishing the Campaign 

Tex

  • Got blown up by Donut’s grenade
  • killed by the EMP (Beta)
  • Epsilon “forgot” her and let her memory go (E-Beta)

Doc

  • Tea bagged by the Flag Zealots
  • Attacked by Crunchbite and knocked out
  • Long term exposure with Omega gave him Dissociative Identity Disorder
#RvB#Red vs Blue#Grif#Sarge#Simmons#Donut#Church#Leonard Church#Caboose#Tucker#Tex#Doc
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privateandersmiths

Hawaii Au

Dexter and Kaikaina Grif as chubby, blubbery Hawaiian merpeople and Simmons as Grif’s pasty red headed boyfriend who always gets sunburned and has to use floaties to swim.

Tucker as the laziest surf shop employee ever who might have a massive crush on the ex-pro surfer Wash who hangs out on their beach to avoid his old surfer crowd.

Donut the bleach blonde, super tan and buff lifeguard and Doc, the world’s worst beach medic who once tried to use aloe on a shark bite.

Sarge as the ex-marine who lives in a beach shack and refuses to admit he’s retired, and who chases touristy spring breakers and teenagers off “his beach” with a shot gun, that he probably isn’t licensed to have.

Caboose as the local who’s always walking his massive, terrifying dog Freckles on the beach, and Church who is either his best friend or his boyfriend or some random stranger (no one is sure) who is stuck keeping Caboose from getting into loads of trouble

#RvB#Red vs Blue#Grif#Kaikaina#Simmons#Grimmons#Tucker#Wash#Washington#Tuckington#Donut#Doc#Sarge#Caboose#Church#Leonard Church#Freckles
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