fuck yourself stupid on my fingers while I hold your throat and call you baby

@omgkatinka @eldarwen333 @littlefreya @viking-raider @wolvesandhoundshowltogether @captainsy-cookiemonster @sillyrabbit81 @iloveyouyenn

Yes but here me out… Napoleon … calling you doll while doing that *screams*

Okay but... can he be wearing a super fancy ring and ordering you to cum on it. He wants you to soil those fucking carats.

I was just looking for rings on etsy why do you do thissssss

*screaming into my sofa cushion right now*

Why? Thats a good question, you may not know this about me; and i dont blame you because its a well kepts secret but 👀👀

fuck yourself stupid on my fingers while I hold your throat and call you baby

@omgkatinka @eldarwen333 @littlefreya @viking-raider @wolvesandhoundshowltogether @captainsy-cookiemonster @sillyrabbit81 @iloveyouyenn

Yes but here me out… Napoleon … calling you doll while doing that *screams*

Okay but... can he be wearing a super fancy ring and ordering you to cum on it. He wants you to soil those fucking carats.

The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)

Okay but how tempting must it have been to roll on top of him. Imagine the grunt, hands snapping to your hips steadying you 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Good morning captain...

😰 @luna-aestas

Marta, are you trying to kill me?

Wait hold on! This is assault! I’m calling the police!

@wolvesandhoundshowltogether

@luna-aestas im afraid the police have been called off on the assault charge, there is already an investigation ongoing... @wolvesandhoundshowltogether and her mass dehydration thirst kills have gone on long enough, they're sending in a hammerand a smug fucker the big guns so instead you will be dealing with these fine gentlemen for the remainder of the investigation.

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Ok but:

@blakerogue fuck yes! Yes yes yeeeesss! Somehow thats his house and he likes to lock the gates and pretend to sneak in with you like a couple of naughty teens to skinny dip and pin you to the statues in the hedge maze and fuck you against them , because whispering clichés like 'stuck between a rock an a hard place' gives you the giggles and he loves it when you giggle whilst he's 10' deep~

Excuse me while i go sit in horny time out....

I was ever presented the oppertunity well?

It'd be rude not to.

So I've had this thought...

What about Napoleon having a wife/gf who's an artist? And not just any artist, but one who is specialized in the restoration of old artworks *cough* and copying them *cough*.

And they always end up arguing whether to give the original back to the museum and sell the fake one, or the other way around.

And when it's about a stolen picture they'll sell the copy and keep the original. Maybe they have a private little gallery? 👀

They met when he broke into her studio one night after hearing the artwork he was after was given to her for restoration, and she catches him when he is just about to roll up and bag in her copy. She shrieked the paint was still wet, and he froze like a deer in the headlights.

Yo!! Those headlights would be him falling in love!

Absolutely!! 😆

Why do i think the next thing she'd do is pick shit up and start throwing it at him, paint brushes, pallet knives, empty paint tubes, the little stool she sits on even attempts to hit him with the easel as she tips it over. He finds it funny untill her hands find the paint water she uses to clean her brushes and he is freaks out waving the painting infront of him all flustered

"No no no! That will ruin it! Put it down! Woman, are you listening WOMAN NO!?!" little did he know she had pretty good aim and the gritty muddy paint water splashed over his face getting in his eyes and mouth both blinding and silencing him. He drops the painting and fails about spitting and heaving from the taste of toxic paint and rubbing his eyes. Just for good measure she launches the mason jar at his head too. And she manages to swoop in and rescues the painting whilst snarling at him like a little introverted savage.

Oh- no thoughts head empty

Or perhaps this little shit?

HENRY CAVILL Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)

Mmmmm what a great angle to be looking at him from

Yes yes nice angle indeed😏

Gifs one and two "im waiting, you dont get sit in front of me and be lazy, find something to occupy fyoyrself while your down therec

Gifs three and four "ugh honeslty? The middle of a mission and ou find time to cream over the toe cap of my bloody boot? You really are something else~"

Your welcome.