Adaptation Blues: Resident Evil 5
So I just saw the trailer for Resident Evil: Retribution, the upcoming fifth installment of Paul W.S. Anderson’s cinematic interpretation of Capcom’s cash cow. I find this particular film franchise remarkable: it manages to be more over-the-top than a video game series infamous for its needlessly convoluted storyline and goofy voice acting.
In all honesty, I love these movies. The first Resident Evil had moments of legitimate tension and some tight direction, while Resident Evil: Afterlife (the fourth film) was a roller coaster ride of hilariously incompetent storytelling (the swift demise of Alice’s clone army demonstrates why a writer should never try to sequel bait without considering the payoff). I got excited when I read that Anderson would be providing aspiring screenwriters with yet another model of how not to adapt a beloved franchise and how not to structure a film series.
But nothing could have prepared me for what that trailer revealed.
It starts off innocently enough—like any other Resident Evil teaser, really. It masquerades as one of the Umbrella Corporation’s advertisements before dissolving to apocalyptic imagery (how ironic! Umbrella talks about how technology will improve the world, but then we see it’s caused global devastation). From there, it promises a typical Paul W.S. Anderson production: his godlike Mary Sue upstaging cardboard cutouts named after characters from the games.
Then she shows up, ending the trailer with twenty seconds remaining. If anything interesting or important occurred after her appearance, I missed it; I was too busy shouting, “No. No! No, no, no, no, no!” (My reaction to the Dark Knight Rises trailer wasn’t that strong.)
Michelle Rodriguez is returning—despite the fact that her character, Rain, died at the end of the first movie (the result of zombification and subsequent bullet-induced cranial trauma). And we’re not talking about an insignificant cameo, a brief flashback. No, it seems she will be battling Milla Jovovich as an evil clone of Rain.
Look, I loved Rodriguez’s work in the first Resident Evil. She brought the right blend of toughness, vulnerability, and humor (“When I get outta here… think I’m gonna get laid”) to the role—her performance was credible enough to make me care when she died, which is more than I can say for the rest of the cast. I understand the appeal of bringing her (and Colin Salmon and Oded Fehr) back from the dead. But it’s still a terrible storytelling decision, for two very important reasons:
1. It makes no sense. Yes, cloning is possible in the Resident Evil universe, as evidenced by Umbrella’s army of Alice clones. But that possibility does not justify cloning just anybody. Umbrella needed to clone Alice to get her superhero blood. Why do they need to clone one of their mercenaries?
2. Even if the clone issue is narratively justified, it still sends a harmful message: nothing matters. Anderson has already demonstrated a willingness to slam his fist down on the reset button when he writes himself into a corner (the clone army, Alice’s super powers, the dried up oceans). This “bad-Rain” development is the straw that breaks the camel’s back—now, even death carries no weight in this series.
Again, how not to adapt a beloved franchise and how not to structure a film series.