Random Thought From When I Was Asleep: A Surprisingly Feasible Crossover

Had a dream that Nickelodeon released a new Avatar series. This wasn't a sequel about the next reincarnation in the cycle, but a spinoff set during Korra’s tenure. The premise went something like this:

Years after the battle against Kuvira, the boundary between the realms of humans and spirits is thinner than ever, and tensions are running high. In the heart of the Earth Kingdom, the adorable children of a mixed-race family are hiding a not-so-imaginary friend from their overprotective parents: Hellboy, an ornery-yet-benign demonic entity (understandably annoyed that he’s been flung across time and space), who agrees to instruct them in the finer points of bending in exchange for a place to crash and sleep off his frequent hangovers (meaning their closet). Can the kids conceal the identity of their tutor long enough for him to actually teach them something useful? Will Hellboy find a way to keep up with his favorite shows in a world where motion pictures are still a relatively recent invention?

Hijinks ensue.

Dark Horse Comics currently holds the publishing rights for both Hellboy and Avatar. Just saying...

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