Hey there, YouTube. Jigsaw here. Just want to address the controversy. Yes, I am aware that my past actions have recently come under scrutiny; I’ve seen #KancelKramer trending on Twitter. I can confirm that the accusations are true: I did previously select victims on the basis of such inconsequential “transgressions” as drug addiction, excessive smoking, and being suicidal. To be absolutely clear, I no longer stand by these choices; they were the result of ignorance and naïveté. My good friend Amanda has been educating me, and I’m trying to distance myself from my former toxicity. From now on, my traps are reserved exclusively for really evil people—like cops, con artists, and claims adjusters.
While I don’t expect forgiveness, I humbly request patience; I’m still learning, and I sincerely intend to grow and change for the better—and for once, I’m not playing games.
Couldn't resist recording an audio version. Did it quick and dirty, but I think the finished product is still fun.