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And actually we all live on a planet that's going to be ravaged by climate change on account of America's absolute and cowardly surrender to big oil.
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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance
Even if he decides not to do, y'know, the obvious, there's gotta be some creative ways he can fuck shit up for Trump. Nothing he does in terms of actual policy will stick, but make Trump spend his first hundred days undoing Biden's last 75.
Especially make him undo stuff that will be incredibly popular. Executive order legalizing marijuana nationwide. Declare a free pizza party for the whole country, scheduled for the first week of February.
Declassify Trump's IRS records, his FBI file, and everything available about his personal habits during his previous stay in the White House. Did he ever order any pay-per-view porn? Clog a toilet? The American people deserve to know.
I'm just spit balling here; I'm sure there are even better ideas.
Humbly submitting that it would also be very funny if he resigned and then Kamala did all those things
Honestly resigning so that the country gets a black Asian woman President whether the assholes like it or not would be the funniest thing he could do all on its own.
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Trump voters on tiktok are EXTREMELY mad about the following:
- They just found out what tariffs are
- They just found out what denaturalization is
- They (particularly black and Hispanic trump voters) just found out that other trump voters are racist
- Leftists and liberals don't want to be their friends (they are furious about this)
- Leftists keep telling them they hope they get what they voted for (they are really mad about this too)
The leopards eating faces party wouldn't eat MY face
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WE'RE pissing on company time
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unbotheredmuse
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I just Had to do it
Do you guys think Trump and Elon have explored each other’s bodies
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there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.
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Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.
Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.”
Mary Shelley said, "I can make him