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gio || 21 || white transmasc dyke || he/they

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i mainly post about my personal life, literature, music, vintage manga, fucked up family dynamics and various horrors du jour; potentially triggering untagged content is the tagline of this entire blog, so tread carefully.

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Anonymous asked:

do you ship mclennon

i do not "ship" mclennon. i view their relationship like a historian. would you call someone who studies ww2 an england and france "shipper" ? no. john lennon and paul mccartney had a decade long situationship and were fucking off lsd in 67. it's not a matter of shipping or not. i'm only here to observe and comment.

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Ceasefire talks are everywhere and people are holding their breathe for the news. We are awaiting our first night going to sleep without wondering if we’ll be bombed or if we’ll wake up.

But we are also scared. Scared of that moment that the adrenaline wears off and we realize what we lost. Scared of our new reality. Scared of going back to our homes that’s now nothing but rubble.

I know in the year after the ceasefire, we will not be allowed to rest. We need to rebuild our homes, our schools, our hospitals, etc. We need to keep going. That’s what we Palestinians do, we keep going.

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Larry: I mean, Lestat was great, you know? Gave us all a job, a key to success after we spent so many years trying to break out. There's all these stories around him, that he drank the blood of virgins or whatever, and sure, he was a bit of a histrionic diva, but he was a really nice guy deep down — very generous with his money too.
Tough Cookie: Lestat was a fucking creep, always walked around with at least three groupies on his arm, called them "bloodbags" or something — all of them black too, he really liked young black girls, especially the ones in those godawful Party City Claudia costumes. We all thought it was disgusting, really, but the less asked the better, right? Plus the gig paid well, and we weren't the ones to have to mop up the blood in the dressing rooms at the end of the night, it was easy to turn a blind eye.

Lestat's former bandmates, in Come Appraise Me: an oral history of The Vampire Lestat

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okay goodnight 😴😴😴 assessment tomorrow so i have to be well rested

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whenever i take out my menstrual cup and have to pour the little goblet of blood down the toilet i feel like im pouring one out for lestat de lioncourt

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the average alternative dirtbag sicilian guy has one ear piercing. the average alternative dirtbag roman guy has three. it stands to reason that the average alternative dirtbag neapolitan guy would have two

why am I seeing this after someone suggests i go to siciliy

don't come to sicily the aforementioned alternative dirtbags kidnap british tourists and set them loose in the mountains to hunt them for sport

Well that's terrifying

it's a way to pass the time

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the average alternative dirtbag sicilian guy has one ear piercing. the average alternative dirtbag roman guy has three. it stands to reason that the average alternative dirtbag neapolitan guy would have two

why am I seeing this after someone suggests i go to siciliy

don't come to sicily the aforementioned alternative dirtbags kidnap british tourists and set them loose in the mountains to hunt them for sport

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