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you know what would be Great? if we could go back to when being “daddy’s girl” meant you were spoiled by your dad and not a grown woman who roleplays pedophilia and incest to get your partner off.

you know what would be Great? if people stopped criticizing what some people do behind closed doors when it affects you in no way what so ever.

if yall did it behind closed doors I wouldn’t fucking know about it, sharon.

you know what would be Great? if we could go back to when being “daddy’s girl” meant you were spoiled by your dad and not a grown woman who roleplays pedophilia and incest to get your partner off.

you know what would be Great? if people stopped criticizing what some people do behind closed doors when it affects you in no way what so ever.

if yall did it behind closed doors I wouldn’t fucking know about it, sharon.

why do people think that “i wont be shopping here anymore” is such a violent threat. oh no. ill definitely be getting 40 lashes from my manager tomorrow

men will fuck anything stop giving them body positive brownie points just bc they say they’d fuck us

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Fucking christ, lmao

Holy fuck

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

I may have gone overboard with this