“hey google, how does one tell the creator of everything that you may be a little bit in love with one of his archangels? asking for a friend–”

「   RP MEME : RELUCTANT ALLIES .   」 * change pronouns as needed .

• ’ don’t get in my way. ’
• ‘ being assigned to the same mission doesn’t make us friends. ’
• ‘ don’t play friendly with me. ’
• ‘ i work alone. ’
• ‘ try to keep up. ’
• ‘ do what you want. i’m not going to babysit you. ’
• ‘ it’s my mission, i’m in charge. ’
• ‘ follow my lead. ’
• ‘ i’m following you. ’
• ‘ i have never heard such a stupid plan. ’
• ‘ great. you’re going to get us all killed. ’
• ‘ thanks for the advice. ’
• ‘ watch yourself! ’
• ‘ got your six. ’
• ‘ i’ve got your back. ’
• ‘ try not to die! or do, i don’t care. ’
• ‘ don’t get blood on my floor. ’
• ‘ can you attract any more attention to us!? ’
• ‘ this was supposed to be a stealth mission. ’
• ‘ they didn’t tell me i’d be working with an idiot. ’
• ‘ i hate this just as much as you, but we have to see this through. ’
• ‘ i’m not doing this for you. ’
• ‘ i’m just following orders. ’
• ‘ stay with me! ’
• ‘ let’s not make a habit of this. ’
• ‘ you could’ve gotten yourself killed. ’
• ‘ pay attention. ’
• ‘ if it comes between you or the mission, i’m choosing the mission. without question. ’
• ‘ i will leave you behind. ’
• ‘ i’m not leaving you behind. ’
• ‘ you started this thing with me, you’re ending it with me. ’
• ‘ we make a pretty good team. ’
• ‘ maybe we should do this more often. ’
• ‘ when this mission started, i didn’t like you… still don’t. ’
• ‘ you’re not so bad yourself. ’
• ‘ try me. ’
• ‘ don’t push my buttons. ’