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I've been thinking for this awhile but Jeanne from Bayonetta and Prosiutto look a like

PROSCIUTTO FLAVORED GIRLS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

#i see 4 female women on my screen #im sorry fempro has taken over my life that is just a woman to me #and yet Prosci is somehow the only one on this screen with cleavage #jojos bizarre adventure #the real woman up top is TWIGGY my fav model ever

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Every time i reread their arc I Still like the idea that prosciutto doesn’t actually *get* to kill anybody and Pesci is the one with the multiple on screen incontestable kills

#and only after…. he thought prosciutto was dead….#pesci = gohan? *loud ringing sniper shot*

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y Y YAMSGARDEN?!?!?!?!?!! LIKING MY POST?!

#NOTICING ME?!#I’m gonna hyperventilate wait a minute HI YAM I LOVE UR ART

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i finally posted my newest little fic!!!!!!!!!! im only cutting it half so its a little more digestible since the second part is already in progress

#jojos bizarre adventure #pesci #prosciutto #propesci #no love making yet but we will get to that mountain together

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SHORT KING

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look at their shoes and notice brunos heel isnt even that big comapared the Hazen Loafers prosciutto is rocking with

#i cant believe prosciutto is actually 5'7 #bruno really is like 6 feet prosciutto is a fraud #look at those faces they are bitter bitter exes

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As I continue typing up my new project please enjoy this year old warm up/rough draft that I still really like. It is incredibly unfinished without both an intro and end but I plan to recycle a lot of it,

#longer than I remember I apologize it cuts off right before the real sauce

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THEY AR E SOOOOO CUTE IM GONNA THROW UP

#jojos bizarre adventure #pesci #prosciutto #propesci #can you tell im re reading the manga

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this is such a funny panel to meee

Pesci back talking is my fav underrated trait of his

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he said fuck AWFF

#hes so sassy and no one remembers that... pensive face.....

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this is such a funny panel to meee

Pesci back talking is my fav underrated trait of his

#prosciutto already beginning to lose his shit pesci does not CARE #dont talk to me like that #look how cute they both are here prosci is already getting so scares #my babies #jojos bizarre adventure #prosciutto #pesci

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sugar daddy prosciutto DEBUNKED

cheap bastard CANON

#jojos bizarre adventure #prosciutto #urgh

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Since everybody is asleep that means I can post this- prosciutto thinking he’s sterile as a mule until pesci “comes” into his life, queue the heaviest period he’s seen in years

#based on the research and my life experience of not getting a period for years until I started living with a man #the body does such fun things- look it up! it’s weirdly one of my favorite studies #it’s almost cute how the body goes ‘ooh now it’s safe to have a baby here’s everything you need I was keeping it warm’